Meaty Mike

had a seemingly 10-second-long dream last night wherein someone asked me what dave grohl's address was

the moon is telling me to do credit card fraud

the iphone calendar glitches when you get to 4716 BC just fyi

the other one, naturally, will be a frankenstein. dare I say this is my spookiest boob halloween yet

Exposed Moltbook Database Let Anyone Take Control of Any AI Agent on the Site 'It exploded before anyone thought to check whether the database was properly secured.'

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please do not woobify the grinch

I want to go to the store. is the store open today? thanks

what if my carry-on is a christmas stocking

I've insisted that I'm real but I know someone who traded hula hoops for live bees so there are probably a lot of things that aren't real

Your skeleton is made of bones. Preventing Low Bone Mass and Osteoporosis v2.0 2024 Emmi Solutions, LLC.

Too scary!!!!!!

james had never heard of jimmy buffett before yesterday and here is his reaction: "did you say cheeseburger in heaven? the man's a buffoon"

never stop pumping ariana grande deep cuts directly into your skull or you might be confronted with evidence that your body exists

remember cryptocurrency

the problem with my tire was "a busted nut" and I laughed more than was appropriate (at all)

feeling really jealous of nothing in particular

eventually I want my teeth to be so white that they are a laser beam. because I am a modern woman

Did Hulk Hongan Die ?

I'm making a list of my weirdest interactions with people and I just remembered that I once got negged by a teenage trampoline attendant

everyone in this café looks like a professional ex-boyfriend or a part-time uncle

Clinton the frog

Clinton the frog

some guy just actually hung out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me

A SEKELETEN ON FIRE IN FRONG OF "DA TRIUMPH OF DEATH" BY PIETER BRUEGEL DA ELDER , GOT A SHIRT I MADE WITH HIM AWHILE AGO SO CHECK THAT ONE OUT IF YOUR COOL ENOUGH , BUT ANY WAY "THINGS MIGHT BE GOING DOWNHILL FAST BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT FUN TO WATCH" , ALOT OF PEOPLE SORT OF RELIED UPON THE HUMOR IN THE CONTRAST BETWEEN OUR IDEALIZED SOCIETY AND THE ACTUAL SOCIETY, ISNT IT SILLY HOW THINGS ARE CORRUPTED AND SO ON, BUT NOW THAT ITS VISIBLY BAD IT LOST ITS HUMOR VALUE, AS IT WAS ALWAYS RELIANT ON THERE BEING ENOUGH MERIT IN THE IDEA OF THE NATION THAT A DEVIATION FROM IT WAS AN INCONVENIENCE AT BEST, WE LIKED SEEING A GUY ON TV SAYING THE PRESIDENTS A DICK, WE DONT WANT TO SEE A GUY ON TV SAYING "I DONT AGREE WITH THE SECRET POLICE" WE WANT TO SEE [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [ CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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girl shaped thing

I keep dreaming that we move into a big house and I can never find you in it

The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.

Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?

“u” is for when you’re baby. “you” is for when you’re bastard

I got a new helmet that allows me to interact with the world digitally. if you feel itchy it is because I am photoshopping you

why would you think aliens wanted to eat us? they don't need food, they subsist on sound waves. thankfully our agonized screams do the trick

strong urge of unknown origin to get a tattoo of a heart with the word "what" in it