The Heartless Bureaucrat.

It is 11:41 am where I am. And i have put no effort into learning the outcome of the Superbowl. Usually it just shows up in rando posts. Must not be that important.

Don't spoil it...i want to see how long it will take.

"This is fucking why."

What part of the opening ceremony do you think offended the right wingers most?

"The Dow closed above 50,000! Trump good!"

Econ is complex and one strong condition is not a reflection of the quality of economic participation of all citizens.

Its like cheering for the 1st class passengers getting a lifeboat while steerage drowns.

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Maybe if the White House made Melania theaters "warming shelters" their viewership would go up.

I hate cover bands.

Why? Because if I "cover" Mark Twain it is called plagerism.

Dear American Press:
We are glad you are shocked by the arrest of Don Lemon.

Wish you'd been this united against fascism when they took Abrego Garcia.

Or before the election...

...better late than never. Welcome Back.

I need to work on my insult game because this is top shelf!

Maybe of the Epstein Files said that Trump Kicked a Car Republicans will act.

I picked up this one today.

If the left is so "violent" why are we so enthusiastic about writing laws that will prevent us from taking revenge on Republicans? Why are we trying to eliminate what could easily be our own private police force?

Guess which one cracked me up the most?

Credit Ben Claasen III

Good morning!!!

From Hegseth...AI prompt as follows:
Draw a Mailman.
Add baseball catcher's chest protector and gun.
Do not include mask.
Add clearly marked badge.
Make look patriotic and legitimate.

I'm not as serious as you might think. Shoulda used a laughing emoji. :)

Dude.

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Breaking News: Lawmakers and Attorneys nationwide are shocked to hear that the only thing you need to do to change the constitution is send a memo.

And not fresh air. :)

Well, that explains his issue with Denmark.

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JD Vance's announcement that his family is expecting a baby just proves that even JD Vance has gotten laid more than Nick Shirley.

ICE can raid a church, but ice protesters can't?

See, the joke is, white folks can take pics with guns get called "patriot." So therefore, they must agree with the presence of Panthers in every city.

Translation: White House Chief of Staff (office manager) Uses Military Jargon on social media instead of managing the Outlook calendar invites like he's supposed to.

Shut up, Pee Wee and get those donuts ordered.

NO LIES DETECTED

Oh wait. My fault. Ill stop letting the president of the united states, propped up by billions of dollars in donations, in a country of 343 million people that takes up half of a continent do the things he's doing.

This one is my current favorite...

If they would just obey they law, we wouldn't have to be so mean.