egg 🔻

this text coming from the woman who hasn’t given us our tips on time in ✨weeks✨

gotta get out of retail before it takes me out entirely

facebook still produces the occasional gem

i got a cart that i was told was “just okay” so i smacked it on my break and now im realizing that it’s really good and i got too stoned on my break

Caracas is THE most beautiful city in the world, it breaks my heart to see such carnage coming out of a place i called home for so long

a long hair tabby cat staring inquisitively into the camera

she has some thoughts she’s thinking

!!!!!!

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

i am allowing myself designated brainrot day by not limiting my screen time as long as i still get my stuff done

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

mushrooms!!! i love them so much now but i couldn’t deal with the texture as a kid

i don’t play about caraphernalia

uh oh! the vibes are macculate

what time are we supposed to be raptured today?

Subtly downgrade a band:
the Manslaughterers

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

a screenshot from r/advice that says: did i mess up? last night my crush got engaged to another man so i dropped a chandelier at her place of work commenter: your first reaction was to drop a chandelier? reddit OP: no i had time to think about it (307 downvotes)

Multiple HBCUs under lockdown after receiving threats amid rising campus security concerns At least six historically Black colleges enacted lockdowns after receiving threats, amid heightened concerns following recent campus violence at Utah Valley University.

The immediate and completely unwarranted threats against HBCUs (nowhere near Utah) today, should tell you everything you need to know about the kinds of "free speech" Charlie Kirk promoted.

abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-...

Close up of Charlie Kirk smiling Caption Claims to be pro life: Dies

imagine saying this and then getting shot and dying

as someone who used to live in caracas - this is one of THE most flown routes out of the country

Can anyone help Hammam?

its called the windy city cause of my wicked farts

the pipeline of sad divorced middle aged dudes into violent right wing extremists needs to be studied

If you know where to look, there are still signs of the old world.

its my golden birthday and i feel pretty golden

i had a nightmare that i was watching a vivziepop show, never ever again pls

looking for a job and an apartment at the same time is crazy overwhelming like i wonder how many applications i’ve submitted over the past week

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.