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apparently it’s illegal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant

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kitty

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goddammit

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probably because it doesn’t take five acres of rainforest to photoshop a frog

13.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i scrolled too fast and was going to tag you in this before i saw it was already you

13.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i had all that in my mentions i would throw my phone in the sewer

13.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

why the fuck are people arguing under this

13.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

no year is ever denny’s year

13.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so when does the being funny part begin

12.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

as someone with multiple sim racing suspensions, if you turn left into his right rear it gives him a worse time and you will continue on

12.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hell yeah! it’s the

12.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s what the barners will say instead of acknowledging that they shit their pants for 32 minutes

12.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

noted piece of shit hugh freeze having a bad day is very enjoyable

12.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
fuck donny trump

fuck donny trump

12.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i have two

11.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How it started vs How it went

Don’t you ever fix your fingers or feathers to try and diss the Indy 500

11.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

james stanklin

11.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

penn state suffering for the last 10 years or so has been a lot funnier than them getting the death penalty they actually deserved

04.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

he’s right

11.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that car makes my bank account quiver

11.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the twin towers

11.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it lets me stack up msr merchandise

11.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a big 10 game at oregon on cbs and a big 12 rivalry game as sec on cbs at 2:30 is making me turn into a boomer

11.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kalen DeBoer is 12-2 in a black hoodie

Kalen DeBoer is 12-2 in a black hoodie

Elite chyron work here

11.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 450    🔁 55    💬 9    📌 9

probably have better luck in a 42 year old vw than in a 2 year old one

11.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more like Cryler Queef

11.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve never seen one before apparently because i thought i was mandela effecting myself and misremembering my own car

10.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that has to be a 1991 thing because my 88 had a square one

10.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

grow it out

10.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i wish a caterpillar would land on me except i want it to be a d11

10.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Breaking: Some Guy Now Aware Of Most Revered Country Artist Who Ever Lived | Defector Rare indeed is the headline-and-dek combo worth noticing, or caring about. In many publications these aren’t even written by the same person who wrote the actual blog; at any rate they’re many hundred...

It is finally time for somebody to say CITIZEN KANE is a good movie: defector.com/breaking-som...

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