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jell

@joshuaelliott.bsky.social

smallish. technical. mildly artisty. (he/him) Tech art, tech design, narrative design when they let me, tools dev. Previously: Netflix

278 Followers 601 Following 4,849 Posts Joined Sep 2024
1 hour ago

If this gets arriven back into common language, I'm all for it.

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1 hour ago

There’s many factors contributing to this & Informa will likely only pick one. We need to identify/pursue redress for each:

- if it’s ICE, Informa must sue the government for lost revenue
- if it’s the rebrand, Informa needs a new comms plan
- if it’s layoffs, Informa should program accordingly—

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1 hour ago

Again. The post-apocalyptic first few minutes of Highlander 2 WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASPIRATIONAL GOAL FOR HUMANITY.

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1 hour ago

Never imagined the kind of upper-middle class dickbags who'd sell drugs to middle schoolers in a Ralph's parking lot having sycophants. But here we are.

Not that the Bsky leadership has actually done that. They just strike me as that kind of person. Laser-precision strike. But still just strike.

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2 hours ago

We are not coping well with the pandemics we've already facilitated.

We are not ready nor equipped to add to this mental health layer, and by we, I mean every species alive on this planet.

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3 hours ago

You joke, but I would 100% purchase and consume Liquid Demon Seed.

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3 hours ago

*sigh* godDAMNIT

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3 hours ago

Used to classify this kind of short term, future-be-damned business behavior and personality type as 'Ferengi'.

But this is so much worse.

These guys now exist in their own new, far worse tier of business-awful. At least Ferengi are portrayed as understanding "don't shit where you eat."

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4 hours ago

I like my display (curved Samsung) for work/everyday stuff, but it was getting a little too streaky/blotchy to get those last ~8 consistently.

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7 hours ago

PART TWO? *goes back to watch it all* 😅

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7 hours ago

I take issue with how some of the math maths out in kotor2 pazaak's rules. So, fuck 'em!

(Well, just-the-tip 'em. Gonna make some of it a set of optional rules.)

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8 hours ago

Didn't even know! That's both strangely sweet and perfectly on-brand.

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12 hours ago

Some of the shadiest shittiest sites respect no-autoplay-video, but Steam doesn't?

Go lick a running belt sander, Gabe L. Newell.

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13 hours ago

Plural?! Dang, Rockefeller.

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19 hours ago

Luigi

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19 hours ago

netsplit

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20 hours ago

It was funny exactly once and that was in Sam & Max: Hit The Road. And only because it wasn't "the" joke. Or really even a joke. It was just a reference.

But! It landed as a reference.

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22 hours ago
Screencap from an episode of Warehouse 13 showing a boot POST screen filled with muted pink text.

Has such details as: "W13 BIOS v.329", "Main Processor : TTD-Proto CPU 4500mHz (150x30.0) FSB 855", and "W13 2387.Drive. 500 Petabytes"

It's entirely too cute.

Some freakin' nerds made this show.

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1 day ago

What if wiffle cup? 😭

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1 day ago

Dang. I actually finished a lot more than I thought I had. The thing even does freeform custom effect cards.

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1 day ago

Continue having these!

(Birf.)

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1 day ago

(Me, literally every time I entertain the idea of tweaking Krita's UI.)

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1 day ago

I need whoever caused us to ricochet into the universe where Captain Planet villains are real and surprisingly plentiful, please undo it, thanks

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1 day ago

"We've changed UI highlights and accents to the most glaring and perceptually ambiguous color possible! Now pay us!" was my full Joker moment.

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1 day ago

*gets to the lordly work of camera tracking the whole movie to add Gizmonic logos to literally every bulkhead wall*

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1 day ago

*side-eyes Noctua for not having white... or really, any colors but black, gunmetal, and Boiler Room Walls From a 1960s Insane Asylum*

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1 day ago

Wuhhhh. Those chonk-ass white fans are kinda gorgeous.

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1 day ago

What do you do when you gots no RAM?

Go back to making a toy pazaak-alike.

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1 day ago

I almost said "the cover-your-drinkiest dude ever" before reading the alt. 😂

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1 day ago

"Graaaaaaah!"

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