I was asked to be more confident.
Time till I regret posting a shirtless:
I've been playing the volcano area in Pokopia off stream to gather resources. At some point I felt the need to stop, listen to the soundtrack, think of how emotionally touching this game is, and I started crying spontaneously.
I am devastated and need a hug from those who understand.
It appears I might have a black tees problem
🚨 PUPPER ALERT 🚨
Well that's an oopsie on my part, the Zoroark pic was supposed to be this one instead
You can't possibly tell me I need to pick SIX.
To the person that forgot their mic on during a nation-wide company call and yelled "You're getting to my F***ING HEAD" to the presenter: I feel you, you're living my worst nightmare and wettest dream.
Also marry me?
[Awkward silence]
"I can't hear you"
........"incredible, I was talking to myself *boomer laugh*!"
- all of my Teams calls, 2026
Sadly, that's team - hence the problem. 😡
I need to look up ways to politely decline this madness before it starts
"Do you have 5 mins? It's faster if we speak"
The 5 mins: (reason why I HATE calls)
Me to coworker: "Why do they keep scheduling calls at 2PM right after lunch break, that's criminal"
Chat she's been CONSISTENTLY setting calls at 2PM since then
She's incredible, I love her reactions to Pokémon 🤣
The workout -> the music
This has given me so much hope for the world you can't imagine. And I'm not even latino or from the US, I just wish people around me didn't live under rocks
(Also I've learned there's people who DON'T KNOW Ricky Martin???)
I MEAN COME ON I can't laugh out loud in the office
I know you're sleeping but why is your vibe "I didn't feel like flying anymore and just splatted to the ground", little sir?
Happy bay! ✨️🎉
Oh well, I'm a Bad Bunny fan now.
The way this single shot made me feel deep inside is undescribable. This is the world I want and love.
Of course it's sunny the whole day while I'm working but it starts pouring down as soon as I leave home for TEN minutes to take dogaressa to the vet. 🤭
Why does my arm look so unrealistically big
Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
"What would you call 'joy'?"
"Yes k1ll that b1tch!!!!!
... oh no now I will have to live with daddy disliking me that's unbearable"
These people genuinely needed therapy a long time ago
My job is monitoring my use of company-proprietary AI and forcing me to use it.
If anyone asks why I hate it so much, this is a pretty clear representation of it.
... I have a feeling I might have found the person
(and yes hair color is clearly very new 🤣)
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten...
#RIP_Alex 💔
Thank goodness we still have emotional adventures, I need myself some ugly crying every now and then.
