/stares off into the distance in American
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things
Who's the lady doing the Uncle Joey impression behind him
Why do we have to pretend that these dudes are "geniuses" or even "not total fucking idiots"
Lord help me to stop saying "okey dokey" at the end of every meeting
I'm begging all app and web developers:
Please don't make me think up a username. Just let me use my email. Don't make me type in some dumb handle i made up 25 years ago or some name+number combo just so I can buy a parking pass i can't fucking handle it i am so old and tired
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
Yeah, Democrats, body cams will solve this
Coward
An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
You dumb coward you only needed to say two words
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1...
All this shit is 100% his fault too btw
We literally do
There is no American left.
Schumer responded by stating that he wished Vance would apply this laser focus on being an evil German chocolate boy to affordability while cautioning about the left being too polarizing that it drives away other evil chocolate boys and girls.
As always, these ladies are the last ones to get their christmas present
Holy fuck we are so fucking evil
Annihilation (2018)
Speed skimming through a book that I'm actually enjoying just so I can squeeze it onto my Goodreads list for the year
It's just amazing how tech vcs even made already awful things worse
Worst thing about commercials being introduced to streaming is that it makes me miss commercials actually being targeted to the demographic rather than just having fuckin HVAC and horror movie ads for a Christmas cartoon and shit
Tag yourself - i'm 110% team Paul (the extra 10% is for the 10 beers) www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/drin...
Check out this Paul Newman quote from Town and Country in 1968. A legend in like 10 different ways.
Can you even imagine an employer generous enough to buy all of its employees a jelly of the month membership????
"biweekly" is a close second. Never has anyone used the word "biweekly" without having an exhausting followup conversation to clarify what they meant.
The phrase "this weekend" has got to be the most useless and unhelpful group of words ever.
"Do you mean this weekend as in this coming weekend or next weekend this today or this next weekend??"
how did we even come to this.
Ever be cuddling a sick kid and drop your phone on their head
