one Wolf

11 appearances
8 innings
12 hits
11 runs (9 earned)
8 walks
7 strikeouts
1-4, 1 blown save
10.13 ERA
since Treinen's hat nonsense.

I’m hesitant to believe such posts, but considering that the founder of Little Caesars was paying Rosa Parks’ rent, it may be part of corporate culture.

Fuck...

It only comes in 4XL

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Eviscerate everyone who went to Riyadh.

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is a reminder that the current generation of stand up comics are simple sociopaths.

Don’t have nearly the CV of this gentleman, but when I was a fed I was mistaken for a defendant/inmate/arrestee several times, and it was usually my White coworkers who picked up on it before I did.

somebody's granddaddy came back 🔥🔥🔥🔥

You inspired me to produce a video that's inferior yet still satisfying.

Well don't I feel stupid

This should really exist here

White text on a black background with a quote attributed to Dwight D. Eisenhower: "Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy"

White text on a black background with a quote attributed to Gore Vidal: "Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so"

a baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball . Alt: Bill Buckner of the Boston Red Sox failing to field a ground ball playing first base in game six of the 1986 World Series against the NY Mets

It's a coping mechanism.

My subscription to WIRED is easily some of the best money I've spent on journalism this year. It's like $12. Highly recommend supporting their newsroom.

Continuing to honk your horn at a car going too slow that you passed a mile ago.

@voraciousbrain.bsky.social #SensualBaseball

Google result for T Pain and it says Tylenol pain relief full name

This made me laugh extra hard today

Cha cha

For some reason I only expect to find expressive words like this in German or Japanese.

Still from an 8 bit Star Trek video game featuring Spock, Captain Kirk, and Dr. McCoy. The still has been digitally altered to include the dialog bubble from Spock saying "CAPTAIN, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT DR. MCCOY'S ACTUAL NICKNAME IS NOT "BONES" BUT "BONER" DUE TO HIS PENCHANT FOR ERECTIONS DURING WARP SPEED TRAVEL"

Lionel Messi holding the back of his jersey to the crowd at the Bernabéu after scoring a Clásico goal at the end of the match.

This was worth the yellow. Ekitike? Not so much...

Mohamed Salah can take his shirt off after every goal because it reminds us of what peak physical fitness looks like.
Taking your jersey off for a second yellow after you tap in a goal against a Championship club just so you can point to your name is deeply unserious behavior.
#YNWA

Certainly hope The Rapture ain't real because I'd still be here stuck with the entire current administration and the billionaires.