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Matt Dallinson

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Co-founder How's Your Touch. Women's football writer, sports illustrator and designer. Purveyor of the SWPL agenda. Opinions my own.

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Postcard style illustration that says "Hello from the... World Cup" with Scott McTominay lounging in the foreground and Andy Robertson waving in the background.

Postcard style illustration that says "Hello from the... World Cup" with Scott McTominay lounging in the foreground and Andy Robertson waving in the background.

18/11/2025. The day McTominay, Robertson, and co. secured Scotland's return to the men's World Cup stage πŸ’™

03.12.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haters fear that Matt is illustrating hands again

24.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've had a long time feeling (since '19) that we are far too hesitant to give domestic based players a proper chance. Especially when they are younger.

At the moment it seems like if an SWPL based player doesn't play well on debut they are almost discarded to the U-23s.

13.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(by the way this isn't even me saying I think Notley has been snubbed, she's just the example I had to hand. You could substitute her with McAneny, Shore, McLeary, Cruft (if she's eligible), Anderson, even someone like Ashley Robertson and I'd feel the same)

13.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Andreatta says and does a lot of the right things re: the SWPL (ie. going to games regularly) but what is the point of performing in our domestic league if it isn't rewarded?

13.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Miri Taylor this season: 247 league minutes (2.7 90s), 78% pass accuracy (10.8 per game), 3 interceptions, 0 key passes, 0 assists, 1 goal.

Ellis Notley *in her last 3 games*: 80% pass accuracy (27.3 per game), 7 interceptions, 9 key passes, 4 assists, 2 goals.

Which one does Andreatta call up πŸ™ƒ

13.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the favourite interviews I've ever done (even if it was a pain to transcribe all hour and a bit of it).

Build the statue @ Hibernian FC

12.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to know what Georgia Timms matchday routine is for big games because how is she so consistently such a nightmare in them?

02.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If I say what I think they will sanction me

If I say what I think they will sanction me

Losing at Ibrox in November would mean they'll have a likely 2 year winless run against Rangers 😬

22.10.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on an article about the first go around of fixtures in SWPL that has involved looking at Celtic's big game record... Sorry Sadiku but it's a yikes from me

22.10.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Presented without comment, the last 20 games of a selection of Scottish strikers...

10.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liga F πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ, Hollywoodbets Super League πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦, Campeonato Brasileiro πŸ‡§πŸ‡·, also all 16 (and Primera Division A πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· is 17) so 16 wouldn't be *the* largest without Liga MX either 🫠

09.10.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those I've spoken to have all been very pro- the change (although I'm a little perplexed personally at doing a league restructure because there's "too many games" then introducing a league cup change to increase the number of games & make the season start in July)

09.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh definitely not suggesting the result would have gone another way but it is a shocking decision.

Don't know about you but I was really disappointed by some of these cup performances. If Spartans can score against Celtic and only concede 3 there's not much excuse for Montrose/Motherwell/Livi

09.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We learned referees don't know what "all the ball over the line" looks like 🀐

09.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Essentially just a bit of practice and some more inventive composition, as well as adding texture to the illustrations. Was going to do a whole series of these as HYT merch a while back but ended up swamped at work and never got it going again.

06.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The devil tarot showing Lee Gibson staying on her line and saving Bonsegundo's penalty in 2019 before VAR made a terrible decision to have the penalty retaken

The devil tarot showing Lee Gibson staying on her line and saving Bonsegundo's penalty in 2019 before VAR made a terrible decision to have the penalty retaken

The tower tarot showing Siobhan Hunter towering over a football stadium while her foot rests on the ball

The tower tarot showing Siobhan Hunter towering over a football stadium while her foot rests on the ball

The magician tarot showing Amy Gallacher nutmegging a defender, shooting, and holding a hattrick ball

The magician tarot showing Amy Gallacher nutmegging a defender, shooting, and holding a hattrick ball

Justice tarot showing Lorraine Watson reaching for her back pocket Infront of the scales of justice, on the left Kylie Cockburn is running the line with her flag down while.oj the right Morag Pirie is showing a red card

Justice tarot showing Lorraine Watson reaching for her back pocket Infront of the scales of justice, on the left Kylie Cockburn is running the line with her flag down while.oj the right Morag Pirie is showing a red card

Been a while since I posted any illustration work... Scottish women's football tarot:

β€’ The Devil (VAR Vs Lee Gibson)
β€’Justice (Lorraine Watson, Kylie Cockburn, & Morag Pirie)
β€’The Magician (Amy Gallacher)
β€’The Tower (Siobhan Hunter)

06.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something v different from us this week ✍️

03.10.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is obviously a promo image that wasn't taken by the club themselves but it isn't *that* hard to kit swap (especially to just plain black)

01.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So not the point but it really annoys me that expansion teams use imagery including their rivals' kits

01.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I have wider thoughts about how managers in WoSo often "ah resources/recruitment" their way out of criticism but that's a wider thing and Celtic fans definitely *are* criticising her management of the team)

22.09.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easy to attribute it to the general ill feeling with the Celtic board amongst the fans but at some point there's got to be an acceptance that other managers are working with more restrictions than her and not having those problems.

22.09.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elena Sadiku after the game yesterday saying she needs more signings in attack with Noonan absent.

Celtic have a 25 player squad and the back up striker at all of her title rivals is an academy graduate. Hibs (Morrison), Glasgow City (Forrest), and Rangers (Berry)...

22.09.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Elliot's Partick Thistle What we have learned from his first five games in charge, how he has set up his side as they look to return to top six status, and what the stats tell us about the new era.

David Elliot was appointed as Thistle manager early in the summer, now 5 games in we have seen his vision for the team (in between the experiments).

We've taken a look at the tactics so far as Thistle aim to return to the top six.

Read all about itπŸ‘‡
howsyourtouch.substack.com/p/david-elli...

19.09.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cox conceding directly from a corner the weekend after making a mess of claiming a cross and dropping it on the opposition striker's foot, opposition managers are about to be spending the week before playing Aberdeen training exclusively how to score olimpicos

14.09.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having NWSL on the telly for nights where I can't sleep by the way, big fan.

13.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a ridiculous header from Kundananji, getting that power and directing it across the keeper to leave her flat footed (not to mention the timing of the run). Unbelievable.

13.09.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All the transfers I know about have been announced, there's one I suspect has happened but it's SWPL and a 19 year old retired the other year so 🀷

So excited for Herron and Fitzgerald. Wouldn't be surprised if both force themselves into the starting eleven by the end of the season.

13.09.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow cartoon character is using a coleco computer Alt: a yellow cartoon character is using a coleco computer

Me hitting refresh on my emails waiting for the "announcement (embargoed)" email to drop

12.09.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4 announced so far (some I didn't know about)... Deadline day truly is a figment of the SWPL's imagination

10.09.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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