Despite me being so pale people think Gondor is calling for aid when I get my legs out I still think they'd over estimate my spice tolerance. It is pathetically low, I've been known to struggle with a pepperoni pizza 😬
Me who has been smuggly sat on a 5 year fixed rate mortgage since March 2022 looking at the news at the moment.
I'm not saying this is true but when I went to the doctor's with what turned out to be biliary colic and said it was the worst pain I've ever experienced they suggested it might be indigestion.
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Marked safe from World Book Day for another year! 😨
How dare you have any joy in your life, don't you know you should be miserable all the time! 😉
It also tastes shite, I don't know why it makes a difference but it does
What's wild is that she's clearly actually on twitter. Most MPs I know don't actually run their own social media, because it would melt their brain.
You joke but back in the day in CW&C we actually had traders turning up at council meetings to ask the then leader of the council about unpaid bills.
Has @stpguy3.bsky.social seen this!?
Just amazing work here
I laughed much more than I should have at this
@iandunt.bsky.social I'd like to raise a complaint and the quality of your merch! 😉
I imagine they're going to get subscribed to some interesting mailing lists
I'm starting to feel like teenage Shirley Valentine was on to something.
"I hate the world.
I hate everything.
It's all garbage. It's last.
It's crap, and I hate it."
It's definitely giving "omg why are you so obsessed with me"
I'm basing this on my 16 year old dog being a complete dick for the last few years of her life. She gave exactly 0 fucks.
That is an old ass cat, I bet he's a complete arsehole 😂
This really is getting to the:
"If I'm going down I'm taking all you fuckers (and the country) with me!" stage of end of premiership cycle.
Being generous, given it's a letter format they probably weren't being super accurate on the crop marks and if the promoted by part was right at the edge it could have been cropped off on cutting. You'd think QA would have picked that up but I'm being generous.
The bags are, unused, from a diamond painting kit. Not an illicit side hustle.
Could be worse, you could have run out of boxes of raisins and resorted to sending these in 😂
I would like to put on record that this is a competition I do not want to win!
I think we should run the leadership contest based on a blind election of their dogs. I submit Mr C's entrant: Absolutely pathetic excuse for a dog. Will sell their soul for a belly rub.
Pretty certain they're aware of the disdain he has for them.
This drives me nuts, especially when there's lights halfway down so half as many cars are going through. Maddening
I'd like to start a campaign for all guests at Catherine O'Hara's funeral to go in Moria outfits. It would be the most iconic funeral ever.
Blatant, unfiltered homophobia from the leader of the conservatives on CWAC. The backsliding in public discourse is shocking.
I REALLY wish I hadn't read that first one
Ok stop the world I want to get off
