i’ve got friends
they don’t love me like i love them
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough
I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.
I wish I naturally had a high metabolism- thats gotta be awesome.
I love all the resolution people flocking to the gyms but I hate that it totally fucks my routine of going to the gym right after work :/ now I go at like 9pm and its cold outside, guys.
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
From where the ladies hustle just as hard as the fellas.
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
Always cringe when people don't let their car warm up before driving.
back to it ✏️
Call me when Hunter gets $2 billion from Saudi Arabia😌
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
GTI and beetle 🤘🏼
Noodles anyone? #gt3
where the car people at
above the clouds
Yee! Touareg and Jetta!
stance cars>>>
oh what i would give to be back in the mountains
gm
Slowly I am finding the people I followed on twitter when it was good. 🥹
