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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord verified as 'barely funny' Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro

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Latest posts by hammancheez.bsky.social on Bluesky

Whale blowholes

03.08.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think u just invented star wars bacta tanks

03.08.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at the FF7 clip is hilarious imagine trying to explain to a 16yo in 2025 no srsly this is heartrending cinematic content

03.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œJune 2025 F-1 issuance data has not been published but a decrease of 80โ€“90 percent is possible based on the factors identified here.โ€

People who think this just hurts Harvard are fucking idiots

Every small state college has international students, and they all support their local economies

03.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This will utterly wreck higher education as you know it in America

Thanks to decades of defunding from state and fed, state universities rely on foreign students paying full freight

Its not โ€œforeigners taking up space from us kidsโ€

Its โ€œforeigners literally keep the institution openโ€

03.08.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"So you admit under Trump medication prices are going to go up"

03.08.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toss a coin to your sphincter
O valley of plenty

03.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vegas was cooked the minute betting started being possible from your pants pocket, its just going to be a decades long death

03.08.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its kind of cute to consider the era of actually having records on what elected officials do is basically over

everything's signal and telegram and personal gmail accounts

03.08.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they won't feel any pain whatsoever, they'll be bailed out

meanwhile public pension funds with crypto investments will melt

03.08.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the crypto crash is going to make the 20s look like a fucking tea party

03.08.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tank : we need a bastion for the rein

me (being destroyed on S76) : the sojourn and tracer will destroy bastion before he sees rein

Tank : this is why im plat and your not

#overwatch

03.08.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

75yo white ex cop : things were better before it got all racial

03.08.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perfect no notes

03.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

until we get past this 'if it's against the Israeli government's press release it's hamas' hysteria nothing will ever change

03.08.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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coming in to service ur mom

03.08.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting ready to fuck his girl like she's laundry

03.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White guy Brian Coones pictured sunning his asshole with text "i did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. i didn't even need coffee this morning. i woke up bright and early..'

with another picture underneath of a Black dude looking VERY skeptically at an open copy of White People magazine

White guy Brian Coones pictured sunning his asshole with text "i did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. i didn't even need coffee this morning. i woke up bright and early..' with another picture underneath of a Black dude looking VERY skeptically at an open copy of White People magazine

as a wyt ppl, I might have to cancel my subscription

03.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

TIL Jeanine Pirro's husband was trump's real estate attorney and was convicted of tax evasion WHILE she was the DA and served 12 years before some president pardoned him i forget which one

anyway the senate confirmed her to DC's fed prosecutor so the show trials will start soon

03.08.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I Want What They (Newly, Apparently) Have: Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson

yall I would honestly love it if Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson hung out a lot

03.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Found my new call of duty chat insult

03.08.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think Dangle gets enough credit for how he just snapped off over a foot of air with a hip flip like it was nothing

03.08.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats just the spawn room door jelly has to wait for the pvp round to start

03.08.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If i was her lawyer i would show the receipts paid to the trump inaugural fund and explain to the court charging someone for getting facetime with and bribing trump is the opposite of a scam as it demonstrably produces results

03.08.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using AI to write the comment under the AI written obituary to the suicide victim who was chronically unemployed and in despair due to AI taking their job

03.08.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump suspends tax exemption for cheap shipments | CNN Business President Donald Trump has suspended a tax perk for all countries, which allowed cheap packages to flow into the country duty-free and American consumers to shop at ultra-low-priced e-commerce sites.

Weโ€™re back to $100 trump tax on a $5 toy

03.08.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who up eating late night bologna out of the packet

03.08.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

steady on socialist

03.08.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

average body hair per square inch of the chef

03.08.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love bans in quickplay for leaving backfill games it really does improve the community

#overwatch

03.08.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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