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When your pants smell like your sandals

“Surely this time a puppet regime the population hates and fears will be a lasting solution”

Said ever since caveman Blerp put his cousin Zlerp in charge of the next valley, formerly ruled by Blorp, mortal enemy of Blerp

Imagining the smell of this thing after a day at the Oklahoma state fair

I like the boob to sunglasses symmetry

It took me a minute

Proud of you

But what if we invade and destabilize iraq surely that wont happen twice

Lol the one time I didn’t check the date

I will still let it ride though

I do not think they are competent enough to be deliberate about it

I feel like the lesson of history of wars of conquest is they are only “winnable” for a given definition of “win” if you’re basically prepared to kill most of their population then move half YOUR population to the conquered land and intermarry and intercultural shit over 200 or so years

This has been stewing in my brain all day honestly, how are they This fucking bad at everything

The real power flex as a mod is to do nothing when people shit talk you and when people ask “hey did u see this person shit talk you” you go “yea fuck it tho it aint hurting nobody i can take it lol” and just

Move on to moderation of actual posts of actual threats and actual abuse

Read in sean connery voice

Guys this isnt funny frogs only approach on their hind legs as a prelude to attack and those dark spots indicate poison those troops are in mortal terror rn

90% of moderation on social media rn is literally driven by fear of content on your platform being quoteposted by libsoftiktok @‘ing the fbi and it shows

Those dipshits in back clapping for one

I think when you moderate someone who interacted with you that just can never not look like bias

Therefore you should never ever use your public persona account for anything but PR

a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it . ALT: a white door is open in a hallway with a light on it .

They’re speculating about katie in the group chat

When you say something truly feral and despicable as a joke and you wait seeing the (ooo) , and they respond with something worse

I am never original I only stand on the shoulders of Giants

It can start whole new conversations

I’m a lifeweaver one trick

We need an adult to splain it

I would be dis barred the first time I went to court said “your honor This is some bullshit, right”

But if atproto is atproto i thought you could only ban within your admin controlled zone

US protesting could learn a lot from British soccer referee cat calling chants

Union sues Education Department over manipulation of workers' email messages NBC News previously reported that department employees found their nonpartisan out-of-office messages were automatically changed to ones criticizing Democrats for the shutdown.

I am not a lawyer but forcing a message from someone’s individual email account seems like compelled government speech

Is he still visible inside blacksky but invisible to the basic ass bsky multitude

they can't afford to honor that anymore because footlongs are $20 (I wish this was a joke)

I was saved from it by being both slightly too old and also from the UK so the idea of blazer wearing urchins going to school on steam trains and learning magic was just a normal public school in Glasgow for me

I mean