i firmly believe we can sufficiently degender bitch as it pertains to shitting on shitty people online
27.01.2026 05:04 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights
i firmly believe we can sufficiently degender bitch as it pertains to shitting on shitty people online
27.01.2026 05:04 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING : Greg Bovino ordered to surrender CS:GO account with tens of thousands of dollars of rare hats
27.01.2026 05:02 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so im a complete dumbass but I feel like if I was a govt and I'd seized crypto assets I'd immediately convert them to an actual currency in an actual bank I could control and not just an electronic thingy living on an SSD drive in a CEO's office drawer
27.01.2026 02:46 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I bet Bovino told the shooters βas long as im in charge Iβll protect youβ and theyβre noisily unloading into their navy seal tactical underwear rn
27.01.2026 01:08 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0We can enjoy the personal misery and humiliation of our enemies as a little treat
27.01.2026 01:05 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying βi want all the chatsβ and a response from an interviewer βits all just memes thoβ
27.01.2026 00:30 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1Its my bortac iβll retire if i want to
27.01.2026 01:00 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope MN protestors greet tom homan with fast food brown bags yelling GOT YOUR PAYCHECK HERE
26.01.2026 17:09 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0I wonder how long before turning point USA starts selling I STAND WITH BOVINO shirts with an ai pic of charlie hugging him with angel wings
27.01.2026 00:41 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0I want your badge your gun and your twitter password
27.01.2026 00:35 β π 333 π 47 π¬ 4 π 0If any game would have a add-on where it literally sucked your meat into a cube and compressed it and turned you into a hybrid cyborg monster against your will it would be dwarf fortress
27.01.2026 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying βi want all the chatsβ and a response from an interviewer βits all just memes thoβ
27.01.2026 00:30 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1CBS news announces new domestic terrorism correspondent Greg Bovino
27.01.2026 00:26 β π 42 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0So dwarf fortress
27.01.2026 00:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Basic bitch canned soup
27.01.2026 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gonna make some soup
Bitches love soup
Itβs me im bitches
An AI firm paying a pet philosopher is like victorian robber barons who had hermits in their gardens for fun
26.01.2026 23:18 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0This is a group of dads silently judging me as i attempt to do a simple home repair
26.01.2026 23:10 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I was told we were Othering other people
26.01.2026 23:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am so sorry and heartsad for you
26.01.2026 23:08 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know the guy so I'm wondering if this is a genuine conversion or a 'haha there's no fucking shot at a GOP governor in MN this decade' thing
26.01.2026 21:20 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0i am once again asking legacy media when reporting on some deranged trump social media post to not fucking quote the entire thing verbatim
you can just say 'Trump said some deeply weird things that experts on the matter considered incorrect and offensive' for anything he posts
he listens during the games
26.01.2026 17:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i will allow richard hanania to clean the portapotties outside the tent (unpaid, bring own supplies)
26.01.2026 17:41 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0INTRA BODY MEMO
To: brain
From: lower back dept
Subject : snow shoveling
Message: YO WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ENJOY NOT STANDING UPRIGHT FOR 3 DAYS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
Best regards, lower back
I own it
26.01.2026 17:31 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you work for DHS did you know its national whistleblower day its true
26.01.2026 17:27 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0They dont deserve to eat unbothered at a del taco
26.01.2026 17:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The thing about straddling fences is sometimes you get a fence pole straight up your ass
26.01.2026 17:20 β π 42 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0