hammancheez

“Lets drop 10 nukes upwind of dubai”

May I submit

2nd helping of soup

the thing that disgusts me about the firefly reboot is knowing everything they do about the behavior and politics of Baldwin they're still happy to work with the guy

like come the fuck on this is not about disagreeing about tax rates or student loan policy

this is a *CHOICE* they're making

every AI CEO : this is coming for every high paying white collar job, deal with it

economy : literally runs on the consumption power of white collar jobs

every AI CEO : also u can't tax us

now im imagining a show where a renter with a chronic issue gets Mamdani and a bunch of code enforcement people to be in his apartment when the landlord comes by to fix it

like SUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

im posting striking as hard as i can

with techron

I’m sure they gave his family a free hat

U.S. intelligence shows Iran's late supreme leader was wary of his son taking power, sources say U.S. intelligence has circulated to President Trump's inner circle that Iran's late supreme leader had misgivings about his son replacing him, viewing Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei as not very bright.

“The federal government on Friday offered up to $10 million for information on the location of Mojtaba Khamenei and nine other key Iranian officials.”

Not that I’m saying the word of the US government cannot be trusted, but we never paid up for Maduro

Still kind of weird to me how Trump never brings up the Pennsylvania shooting anymore

I mean for a guy who likes to milk shit this is not his usual game plan

At what point are dem senators going to resolve to beat each other with soap bars in pillow cushions if they catch one of them willing to vote for a Trump nominee for anything

Journalists stunned after report reveals who helped shape Trump's major military operation The Trump administration’s unprecedented military operation in Venezuela earlier this year that resulted in the capturing of President Nicolás Maduro was shaped, at least in part, by former Chevron ex...

USA : why aren’t Iranians rising up to support us

Also USA : we gave venezuela to chevron and told the democratically elected leader to give us her peace prize and get out

At what point are dem senators going to resolve to beat each other with soap bars in pillow cushions if they catch one of them willing to vote for a Trump nominee for anything

They post this stuff, but I’ve yet to see a single one of them punch Ted Cruz in the face on the Senate floor

I don’t get it I too would fuck up a Twinkie right now is that not what we’re going for

Oh citizens, it’s really good that you think that and I’m very encouraged that you’re fighting back but oh boy, we all getting owned by the corpos

“Much like my street i am resisting gentrification”

Wont tang clan is this anything

Establishment of hierarchy

Def Leppard : so the problems solved then

Mike Lee’s Twitter handle is somehow the worst part about him which is saying quite a lot

Blame Siri for that im just yelling at my phone on the couch

Lindsay Graham running to a press conference

“Goddamn polacks” do you mean to tell me I can get freshly made pierogies at the corner store any time day or night

“ oh no, there’s Haitians here” bro do you know how much I’d kill to have a Haitian restaurant nearby

Surely those cars can outrun a drone

What if we just hated fascist governments and didn’t get into blood quantum shit

It is annoying to me how many people just hate immigration and think it is somehow a threat when it is in fact, the most efficient way of transporting delicious restaurants to your neighbourhood ever invented

this is literally it

'oh no there's not enough babies'

'ok allow people to move here'

'but not THOSE people :('