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@hammancheez.bsky.social

I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights

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Latest posts by hammancheez.bsky.social on Bluesky

i firmly believe we can sufficiently degender bitch as it pertains to shitting on shitty people online

27.01.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING : Greg Bovino ordered to surrender CS:GO account with tens of thousands of dollars of rare hats

27.01.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so im a complete dumbass but I feel like if I was a govt and I'd seized crypto assets I'd immediately convert them to an actual currency in an actual bank I could control and not just an electronic thingy living on an SSD drive in a CEO's office drawer

27.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida Tourism Collapse: Trade War With Canada Impact Explore how the trade war with Canada led to 280,000 job losses and $52 billion in economic damage to Florida's tourism sector.

Holy shit

27.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

I bet Bovino told the shooters β€œas long as im in charge I’ll protect you” and they’re noisily unloading into their navy seal tactical underwear rn

27.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We can enjoy the personal misery and humiliation of our enemies as a little treat

27.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying β€œi want all the chats” and a response from an interviewer β€œits all just memes tho”

Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying β€œi want all the chats” and a response from an interviewer β€œits all just memes tho”

27.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Its my bortac i’ll retire if i want to

27.01.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope MN protestors greet tom homan with fast food brown bags yelling GOT YOUR PAYCHECK HERE

26.01.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how long before turning point USA starts selling I STAND WITH BOVINO shirts with an ai pic of charlie hugging him with angel wings

27.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I want your badge your gun and your twitter password

27.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If any game would have a add-on where it literally sucked your meat into a cube and compressed it and turned you into a hybrid cyborg monster against your will it would be dwarf fortress

27.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying β€œi want all the chats” and a response from an interviewer β€œits all just memes tho”

Kash patel in a chair putting him 2 feet off the ground saying β€œi want all the chats” and a response from an interviewer β€œits all just memes tho”

27.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

CBS news announces new domestic terrorism correspondent Greg Bovino

27.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So dwarf fortress

27.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Basic bitch canned soup

27.01.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna make some soup

Bitches love soup

It’s me im bitches

27.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthropic's philosopher says we don't know for sure if AI can feel Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'

An AI firm paying a pet philosopher is like victorian robber barons who had hermits in their gardens for fun

26.01.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a group of dads silently judging me as i attempt to do a simple home repair

26.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told we were Othering other people

26.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sorry and heartsad for you

26.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know the guy so I'm wondering if this is a genuine conversion or a 'haha there's no fucking shot at a GOP governor in MN this decade' thing

26.01.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i am once again asking legacy media when reporting on some deranged trump social media post to not fucking quote the entire thing verbatim

you can just say 'Trump said some deeply weird things that experts on the matter considered incorrect and offensive' for anything he posts

17.05.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

he listens during the games

26.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i will allow richard hanania to clean the portapotties outside the tent (unpaid, bring own supplies)

26.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INTRA BODY MEMO

To: brain

From: lower back dept

Subject : snow shoveling

Message: YO WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ENJOY NOT STANDING UPRIGHT FOR 3 DAYS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

Best regards, lower back

26.01.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I own it

26.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you work for DHS did you know its national whistleblower day its true

26.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They dont deserve to eat unbothered at a del taco

26.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about straddling fences is sometimes you get a fence pole straight up your ass

26.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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