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“Christian husband father” in bio continues to never miss

I hope star trek high school takes all its tropes from anime so one of the girls is a murderer who stabs anyone who looks at her crush funny and there’s secret lesbian gambling rings and maybe a skinless giant or a dude with rubber arms who likes boats and crime

SCOTUS : using race to draw districts is illegal

Republicans : but

SCOTUS : obviously white isnt a race

Republicans : oh haha right yes

to the rafters

clap you cowardly bastards

I'd want an America movie but that one might be a bit on the nose for today's hellscape

I want a Urban Dredd/Chopper movie

I mean if you want to go ahead and qualify

excellent movie and I want more

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'Pardon me, such a terrible mistake!' Grinning Trump teases new name for Kennedy Center President Donald Trump has completely remade the Kennedy Center in his image — and now he wants to name it after himself.According to The New Republic, Trump let this plan slip "during a speech at the...

"“You have a big event on Friday at the Trump-Kennedy Center — oh, excuse me. The Kennedy Center,” said the president, breaking out in a smile. “Pardon me, such a terrible mistake.”"

sorry sir ur only qualified to have the Kennedy center named after you if you have your brains blown all over Dallas

they picked the shitty dredd so that's ok

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Strike survivors deserved death for 'trying to flip their boat back over': GOP senator Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) insisted that two survivors of the strike on a small alleged drug boat deserved to die because they were trying to "flip" the vessel back over after it was hit.Following a brief...

'I expected them to swim the ocean home to prove they were surrendering'

straight up lunatic level posturing

me : I've got some nasty lower back pain on my left side

Physical therapist : ok put ur legs here and sit up for me

me : ok

PT : ok so ur left leg is currently one inch lower than ur right

me : oh could that be a problem

PT :

me :

PT : i mean its not great

is it Civil War please let it be Civil War

i just hope someone extends me the same grace in 10-15 years

CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss Sets Her On-Air Debut: A Town Hall With Erika Kirk The interview is set for Dec. 13 in New York.

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i have an idea

She’s just old and cranky and her hips don’t work so good no more

Justice is a dish best served Cole

Kash Patel really refused to get off a jet until he got a jacket

Is his radio callsign Dva-Alpha

Do you think David Evans decided on a stage name after buying an affordable midsize suv from Ford or did Ford steal his name because they dug Joshua Tree

w i d e n

My dumb ass thinking this was about weighted blankets

Gyre gaped as fuck rn

Passed no fewer than three shoppers air singing to backstreets back in the grocery store

“Haha ham thats so incredibly specific surely it wouldn’t ever be used”

mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and smiling while saying ok . Alt: mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and smiling while saying ok .

Sign on Autonomous robot with cameras filming every shoppers face and cart drifting around the store : “my job is to report spills and keep you safe”

That is some seriously fucked up shit and I hope you are ok and being supported

I propose a state program to bury Lt Govenors under the state prison if they called for the mass death of people during a pandemic to keep the stock market happy