@ngel

And so unserious

This country so damn ghetto

YOH who are you telling, and then my job has a nerve to put me on the schedule for 5am 😭

Happy Birthday🥂

My man, my man, my man

Yes they do 🌚

Lakers pulled through tonight, my Christmas evening starting on a high

Yes, with only one thing on my mind

Is it too early for me to free my after dark thoughts?👀 #blueskyafterdark

Lakers and Warriors was a classic!

People who let their dogs poop on the elevator are going to hell!

Why is it so fucking cold 😒

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates

My mum deserves so much better.

Lmfaoooooo I must have naive written across my forehead or something 😭

a man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting in a crowd with his hands on his hips . ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting in a crowd with his hands on his hips .

I see the lakers are choosing to be embarrassing tonight

Subway got some nerve asking for a tip!
Man we made this sandwich together! 🙄

Mhm and karma doesn’t leave anyone untouched

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Lil Wayne crying because Kendrick doesn’t admire him anymore

Drake tryna sue Spotify and UMG because he’s bitter at the success of Not Like Us

Nicki………Minaj

Young Money is CLICKING DOWN

Today is my day off, and Tuesdays have always been my day off since I started this job. So last night I turnt off my alarms cause I get to sleep in right! So tell me why I wake up to a text from my manager saying I’m on the schedule for today!? Bitch work starts at 9, and I just barely woke up😭

It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.

i can’t even lie i love, love 😭 i am not built for the temporary shit…

Either that, and I used to be on the strawberry but I don’t know, cause I feel like they’ve been touching the recipe for the strawberry lemonade too much recently

A Monday morning message

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I usually like doing fun random silly things like this, and I landed on good words, but last time I said a year would be good to me 2024 happened so no thank you.