An Abbreviated Family Dictionary

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary

@familydictionary.bsky.social

I write the songs that make the whole world shrug. Relapsing poet. https://familydictionary.net/

185 Followers 200 Following 244 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

I walked past it, if that counts.

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2 days ago
A fawn pug biting a toy as a black pug looks on. A speech balloon over the black pug says “Can you believe this shit?”
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6 days ago

At this point it would just be a relief.

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6 days ago

If you see my wife down there, tell her we miss her.

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6 days ago

One of these days I’m going to fly to New Guinea to attend one of their meetings.

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6 days ago

Today I celebrate the latest email in my 17+ years of being unable to get off the Certified Practising Accountants Papua New Guinea (CPA PNG) mailing list.

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1 week ago
A tube of Paodontax toothpaste. It’s non-whitening, as befits the power of the yellow light of fear. Works against rage lanterns though.

But, Hal Jordan, no Lantern can defeat

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1 week ago

You should ideate on that.

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1 week ago

rob peter pay paul seduce mary

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1 week ago

It’s a long way to travel but they do have a 5 Guys.

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1 week ago

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Modern AI Consultation: 90 minutes of ChatGPT telling the boys every idea they have is very good and will revolutionize music as we know it.

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1 week ago

"They're just gonna blame Ukraine." My wife, two days ago.

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1 week ago
Sidewalk with graffiti that reads “rdumb ppl hornier?”

DC sidewalks continue to ask the important questions.

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1 week ago

If you live in IL-09, please vote for Kat

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1 week ago

We don’t talk enough about the plums we ate.

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1 week ago
A black pug giving the big eyes.

Hi, Beans. Here’s Olive.

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2 weeks ago

I'll just keep my Auden/Prince "when doves cried" mashup to myself.

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2 weeks ago
Zombo.com - No Limits - You Can Do Anything Zombo.com where you can do anything. Zombocom has no limits. Zombo is unlimited.

That is some beautiful Zombo.com energy.

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2 weeks ago
The end of a fiber optic cable sitting unplugged in some gravel.

I think I figured out why my Internet was out.

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2 weeks ago

We just got our first print edition. 10/10, strongly recommend, would subscribe again, great product

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2 weeks ago

I cannot click like since there’s nothing to like. I click solidarity, brother.

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2 weeks ago

If you’re going to AWP in Baltimore, please stage a recreation of the time I went to lunch there with web developers and one said “Now, I drive my Prius the way it was meant to be driven” and another interrupted with “to the Apple Store?” and then we all ate crepes.

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2 weeks ago

Yours doesn’t have the little panel at the bottom with the hidden drainage peen?

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3 weeks ago

His parents didn’t play peekaboo with him so he doesn’t understand object permanence.

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1 month ago

Every time I go without cell service for a while I think maybe when I reconnect it will have happened.

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1 month ago

Well, gosh. Oregon sure is pretty.

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1 month ago

It’s all relative, but as a maker of music nobody listens to, I hope you’re proud of those engagements. And I hope they grow.

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1 month ago
Not enough guitars. (Five guitars, a bass, and a banjo.)

I missed national guitar day yesterday.

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1 month ago
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a man in a blue shirt is holding a red kite in front of a brick building Alt: a man in a blue shirt is waving red and yellow semaphore flags in front of a brick building
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1 month ago

I love this so much. And it’s also great at 2x and half speed.

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