Cassie -> EVO FR, MCM Oct

Nyaaa~

Does anyone know how to get rid of locusts

really cannot emphasize enough how true this is. you're not a better person for not using twitter, and bluesky is an intensely niche, American-centric place.

Peach with burger 🍔

A panel from Azumanga Daioh. Kaorin: Sigh... Sakaki is so cool... Osaka: Kaorin, are you gay? Kaorin: The correct term is lesbian! Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!!

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

I'm very worried the hades subreddit is going tk be fully overtaken by discourse about the very not good ending for hades 2 after all the new players with official launch get to the ending.

Lyse
#xivdays #ffxiv #ff14art #art

an illustration by Spindle showing realistically rendered legs. The character is wearing a black op with gold floral pattern, gold shorts with a black accent, the legs bent upwards and at the end are open heels that are black and gold. She also has a golden tattoo on the right leg of a snake wrapping around the bottom part, and a swirly design on the left thigh. The text on the left reads "Yin". Which is a fictional fashion brand in the Novakov setting. (This artwork is meant to be an in-universe ad along with my previous l e g pieces)

i drew more legs

krgm enrichment

I'm not fluent enough to do that yet

In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.

Since they were invented, women have had relationships with computers

This was actually back on thursday I just foegot to post the banger bleet as the joke formed in my mind.

I have been happy that my broken french has been enough to get by for the most part.

British trans girl SHOCKS local takeaway restaurant owner by ordering is nervous stuttery french.

imagine. cool robot girl. now imagine her with a cool saber. now imagine zero but transgender

yeah you are!

With alt text so everyone can get it

hi alice!

A builder company sign kn a large crane in the distance, it says "Potain"

Isn't this that thing they keot saying in expedition 33?

The button has been SLAMMED.

Buntober Day 12 • Ramona Flowers

budget avatar fighter dropping with more playables than 2xko

ive heard this one before somewhere i think

Two BSky posts from @blumen.bsky.social: The first is a photo of a pink drink from PF Chang's. "pink yeah" The second is a reply 43 minutes after, simply "oh pink is dangeroums"

playing a SHMUP for the first time

resident evil requiem is in a contest with metroid prime 4 for worst marketing for something that should be a slam dunk. every time they show that game it’s some blonde girl looking at a computer wtf are they doing