judge judy

judge judy

@anonemone.bsky.social

order in the court!! โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โš–๏ธ (single-purpose parody account claiming zero affiliation with the real judge judith sheindlin)

23 Followers 1 Following 22 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

hi, i will be repopulating another list and deleting this one due to the inclusion criteria not being tight enough (this one pulled from following lists on large TS fan accounts, but it looks like there are folks who arenโ€™t necessarily โ€œstanโ€ accounts in here.

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1 year ago

hi! yes thisโ€” i noticed this as well (originally scraped off of big fanaccount following lists) and am working on a fix with the automation, unfortunately i need to just delete this one and start from scratch with tighter criteria for inclusion. def not done out of malice though!

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1 year ago

tweaking the code to match on specific keywords in descriptions as a second step after the initial sweep because i feel like too many harmless bath & body works candle day sale veteran moms are getting caught in the crossfire. pausing the vacuum for a little while โ€˜til i get this sorted out!

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1 year ago
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a judge is sitting at a desk in front of an american flag and making a funny face . ALT: a judge is sitting at a desk in front of an american flag and making a funny face .
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1 year ago

(it was a matter of time before somebody did something petty ๐Ÿ˜‚ i wanted to stay optimistic that everybody could live and let live, but statistically....)

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1 year ago

hope you got a good sniff! :D i just reupped on eos vanilla cashmere lotion and i've been layering it with kilian princess; sounds too sweet in theory (ntm unorthodox) but it's actually really good

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1 year ago

this is not a tool born of ill will, just responding to unwanted (for many) side effects of a sudden mass fan migration. i wish you all rich and fruitful lives. i am just not the target audience for that lady so having her pop up everywhere on my feed is like seeing ads for tesla floor mats or smth

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1 year ago

see me in the courtroom yeah i'm blockin' that

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1 year ago

judge judy is brat

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1 year ago

finished more tweaks behind the scenes like queue tidying/maintenance, state preservation on network connection loss, more thorough list deduping/redundant request prevention and such. refactoring neatly for release (eventually lol)

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1 year ago

big batch coming through so i've paused trawling for new accounts 'til they're all in. a bit under 35000 left; i'm limited to about 11k record creations a day so it'll take about 3 1/2 days ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 year ago

ask and thou shalt receive bsky.app/profile/anon...

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1 year ago

i gotchu bsky.app/profile/anon...

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1 year ago

made some efficiency tweaks & added a couple of reliable sources for the script to watch. initial batch will take a few hours, but after that it'll just check for new accounts to add on a near-constant (with utmost respect to api rate limits lol) basis. ilu.

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1 year ago
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a judge is sitting in a chair with her hand on her face . Alt: Judge Judy from public access television waves her finger scoldingly
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1 year ago

curation automation v1 is here! i do have to throttle it a little bit bc of the rate limiting, but it's still definitely faster and less of a headache than trying to do it manually. about 1.4k requests queued up rn and trickling in.

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1 year ago

yeah you donโ€™t get to dogpile on here lol

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1 year ago

oh this api rocks

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1 year ago

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’—

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1 year ago

swiftie block list. this is solely for controlling the scope of your online experienceโ€” please keep it civil & cute.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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1 year ago

bsky.app/profile/did:...

doing my best to update it manually for now, but may not be able to keep up in lockstep with the mass twitter migration til i rustle up something using the api lol ๐Ÿ˜…

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1 year ago

here to provide one service to the public and thatโ€™s it.

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