@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. https://mastodon.social/@notjpo Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
what’s the latest tea on Timothy Chamomile
Rocking around the clock sounds exhausting.
How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.
I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
Sam's Club is the Walmart of Costcos
(and there's a reason for that)
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
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Thank you! So are you!
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