Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
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what’s the latest tea on Timothy Chamomile
31.12.2025 08:44 —
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Rocking around the clock sounds exhausting.
30.11.2025 14:14 —
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
20.11.2025 21:41 —
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Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
22.11.2025 21:31 —
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
24.11.2025 02:47 —
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Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.
07.11.2025 18:30 —
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I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
21.11.2025 05:45 —
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can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
23.11.2025 07:26 —
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🩷
22.11.2025 18:21 —
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
19.11.2025 11:10 —
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I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
20.11.2025 22:41 —
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
22.11.2025 11:29 —
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I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
20.11.2025 05:25 —
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I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
19.11.2025 13:02 —
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Sam's Club is the Walmart of Costcos
(and there's a reason for that)
17.11.2025 22:14 —
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
06.06.2025 15:25 —
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Thank you! 😊
21.11.2025 02:22 —
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Thanks! 😊
21.11.2025 02:22 —
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❤️
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💕
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💕
21.11.2025 02:16 —
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Thank you!
21.11.2025 02:16 —
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Thank you!
21.11.2025 02:16 —
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❤️
21.11.2025 02:16 —
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
21.11.2025 02:15 —
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Thank you! Congrats!
21.11.2025 02:15 —
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Thank you! So are you!
21.11.2025 02:15 —
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Thank you!
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