@tomzohar.bsky.social
Probably yelling about something somewhere
We should’ve known it would be a gay actor, no one gets held by Jonathan Bailey and turns out straight
20.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The scarecrow and the cowardly lion both being literal friends of Dorothy
20.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 326 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 0Can I sit in the corner and watch
20.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The president really said be gay do crimes
17.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
What club will she headline first
17.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tr*mp releasing George Santos from prison:
17.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 162 🔁 22 💬 8 📌 0
Sure grandma let’s get you to bed
16.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation
He wants to be Ann Hathaway so bad
16.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 82 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The major plotline in this sequel being the prince realizing he’s now a different level of hot and insisting on an open relationship
15.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Tuning in just to see how they explain why the prince suddenly looks like handsome squidward
15.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 04 seasons in and this show has not gained an ounce of sanity
15.10.2025 06:50 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meanwhile, on The Morning Show
15.10.2025 06:50 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
People in the real world: hi how are you
People on Twitter:
I’ve been developing a staged reading of it that’s performing next month and now it feels especially prescient
11.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just the funniest
11.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 113 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0For the record I have absolutely no problem going to see it by myself at a 2 pm matinee but whoever sits next to me better be either an old woman or a hot man
08.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Who’s gonna come hold my hand at WICKED: FOR GOOD
08.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I dunno I feel like her films get a lot of attention actually!
05.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Life of a Snowgirl
03.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0To be clear I don’t work for the government I just think I should be sent home in solidarity
01.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Government is shutdown yet I’m still forced to be at work
01.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heartbreak not feeling so good rn
30.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
From foot taker to foot giver… THAT’S character development
30.09.2025 17:55 — 👍 220 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 4People use “boundaries” now when really they mean “I didn’t want to extend the slightest bit of effort towards someone else’s needs or wishes” and it drives me crazy
30.09.2025 01:16 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I won’t believe it until she recreates these photos
29.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 90 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I do love that he’s just vibing here and absolutely no one seems to have any idea how such a tariff would actually be legally imposed
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