Michael Ian Black

Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.

The Inverted Jenny Sometimes I feel as though I really screwed up my life.

“Consider some words from the news over the last couple weeks: ‘imminent,’ ‘unconditional surrender,’ ‘war.’ All words denuded of their meanings in the same way replacing pie filling with shaving cream makes it fit for flinging but otherwise inedible.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-invert...

Me too!

Already irritated at myself for the extra "we" and the fact that I used the word "funny" twice. Everything's ruined.

Fine by me!

I don't know if "Have I Got News For You" will get pre-empted tomorrow night, but we I just got home from taping and I think we made a war about as funny as you're going to make it. Guests @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @jennyhagel.bsky.social were so funny. It'll be on the app if not TV.

So the same Russia telling Iran how to better kill Americans is now being rewarded by America?

"It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“Do you think it’s not contained?”

Kellyann Conway, regarding the Covid-19 virus, March 2020.

Will Corey Lewandowski have to sleep with Markwayne now?

I’ll take this one: yes.

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Good eppy this week.

This is the way.

Murderer’s Row!!!

We made this book to remind very busy kids and adults to take a breath once in a while.

Yes

I'm aiming to become Gen X's Shirley MacLaine, minus the talent.

Can Texas Elect a Dem to the Senate? This writer says, "Maybe!"

"Despite his mild demeanor, Talarico is brutal. Debating him is like getting into a knife fight with Mr. Rogers. He will cut you while wearing a cardigan.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/can-texas-...

Ok but why was an elite counter espionage unit investigating Donald Trump? Oh wait…

Is it a war yet?

Let me host. And then, next year I can host from Gitmo.

If this is the result, what the hell is it supposed to prevent?

Let Loose the Squirrels of War The squirrels are chasing each other around my backyard again.

“We’ve been offered differing explanations for why we attacked another nation in the first place… while the real reason – imminent midterms while facing cratering approval numbers and a pedophilia scandal – hasn’t yet made its way to the briefing room.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/let-loose-...

He does, yes.

Let Loose the Squirrels of War The squirrels are chasing each other around my backyard again.

“We’ve been offered differing explanations for why we attacked another nation in the first place… while the real reason – imminent midterms while facing cratering approval numbers and a pedophilia scandal – hasn’t yet made its way to the briefing room.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/let-loose-...

I KNEW I was right to blame you for your parents' divorce!

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"Uterus juice" is real. Look it up!

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I didn't know what to do!

Thank goodness Crazy Eyes is on the job.