Michael Ian Black

SWIMMING

And you to me! So there!

Thank you for acknowledging me, the real hero.

Prediction 2: Donald Trump Jr. will be the VP nom.

(I meant the person will secure the nomination that way, not necessarily win the presidency.)

Prediction: whoever becomes the next Republican nominee will win on a "Trump was right about everything, but he didn't go far enough" platform. Book it!

This guy gets it.

World's greatest snack podcast is back and climbing the charts. #17 on Spotify today. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is the snack podcast for you. And also you.

STROOPWAFELS ALERT! 🚨

I thought the whole point of the Constitution was to avoid people “going around” it.

Alright look, I'm not dying. I just want you to come see me tape my special 11/18. NYC, Cutting Room. Last time I do stand-up until I decide that maybe I'm not quitting stand-up after all.

YEARS!!!

I’m dying

OP-ED: The way forward for the Democratic Party is to adopt my exact levels of fiscal and social conservatism”

By, some dude who was a republican three years ago

Go! Go! Go!

#newyork #comedy #bestdayever

I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.

It’s not what we do, but it’s definitely what we’re about.

Thank you, Queen.

It is not!

Seems like the message was, "See? Even competent, grounded, and empathic people can fuck this all up." We're doomed.

Into the Woods After an extended sojourn in sultry Savannah, tomorrow we move back to the wilds of Connecticut.

"Our house wasn’t even on the market in Savannah, so there was no reason for my wife to go look at a house we could not purchase. Which I told her. As always, she ignored me.
When she got back that night, she said, 'You have to see this house.'"
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Seems illegal. Impeach?

“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment

Aw, thanks. It honestly means the world to us. We really love making the show.

Half hour call. Half hour until the new, very funny episode of Have I Got News For You premieres on CNN.

Ok but was it before or after 1855?

I hope you guys are ok sleeping at the airport.

I was honored to do it.

Hope you guys are wearing flats.

I didn't want the credit, but fine.