I agree but I think revolution might be the wrong word. I'm thinking more like "apocalypse."
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Aw, it's just like old times. 🥲
Love him!
Maybe we confiscate $844.7 billion of that, use it for social services, and leave him "only" as rich as Mitt Romney?
Well, they're not our bosses yet.
Love both these folks. Looking forward to a night of laughter followed by a night of getting pre-empted. (But maybe not!)
Nah bro - we're going to make one big war. Across the whole globe, maybe! If only there was a phrase to describe such a war.
You guys just want everything, don't you?
If you recall, during the campaign Trump bitterly complained that Biden's job numbers were always revised downwards because he thought the stats were being cooked to help Joe. Will somebody in the press please ask him about his current stance? Actually never mind, I don't give a shit what he says.
They can't hear you, Lindsey. They're dead.
Oh no! I've already left. I'm so sorry.
Dire
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My God she looks exactly like Rihanna!
Honestly, buy all the shit you want. I don’t care if our soldiers are eating lobster. However much we’re spending on crustaceans and pianos is a helluva lot cheaper than invading a country for no reason.
Do you guys remember when Michael Bloomberg wanted to reduce portion size in sodas and the right had to be physically removed from their fainting couches with construction cranes?
Who else would I have meant. So happy for you both! Love is love is love is love is love.
Be honest: did you write this with AI? You did, didn’t you, you sly dog.
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Do professional female hockey players also resort to fisticuffs to resolve their differences or is this only for the men?
I think I’ve found your next profile pic…seems fitting since I sent you your current one. 🇨🇦😉
Kind of weird that there’s a professional sports league that routinely features men on ice skates beating the shit out of each other.
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I have to admit I thought you were nuts.
Credit where credit is due. Bill called it when nobody else had the guts.
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What did I say? I’M TRYING TO BE FUNNY!
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