Michael Ian Black

Wow. I agree with Kevin Hassett! Too bad he disagrees with the president. 😪

Hannity's a propagandist and a liar. I don't think Piers is that.

YouTube video by Immanuel Mehdi Hasan on Jubilee debate, SILENCES Piers For 17 Minutes Straight

Piers Morgan is the most willfully ignorant host I've ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0e5...

This feels like a warning. What will happen if I do???

IMPORTANT: I'M WATCHING SLOW HORSES AND GARY OLDMAN IS A GODDAMNED INTERNATIONAL TREASURE

Wait, what am I supposed to remember again?

Yes yes, we know. If Joe Biden had done it or Barack Obama had done it or Hillary Clinton had done it, they're be impeached. That's because Democrats aren't willing to suspend the law/probity, but Republicans are. Repeatedly pointing out the hypocrisy is illustrative, but not particularly useful.

So... they're going to pay me 12x the cost of the drug to take it? SIGN ME UP!

So is Bernie

Does he have any information that might clear Trump from any association with Epstein's crimes? If so, or if he's willing to lie, I might have a pretty good deal for him.

Let the Game (Not a Game) Begin I mentioned last week how I’ve been getting back into chess after a decades-long hiatus.

Politics is not chess. Because it isn’t a game, no matter how much our media likes to frame it as such. People’s lives are in play here, so we have to stand up to every single attack every single time, which is why it’s so exhausting and disheartening. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/let-the-ga...

Just remembered there was a fairly successful song called “Unskinny Bop” and now I have a migraine.

Wow. So much denial can only mean one thing.

Neither will I.

Ah yes, famous newsman Stephen Colbert.

No, because I'm a fucking idiot, too.

We Are a Nation of Fucking Idiots I’ve been out in the world this past week.

"I know it’s two tiny, anecdotal data points and not necessarily illustrative of larger educational trends, but I’m trying to understand why my fellow countrymen are such fucking idiots." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/we-are-a-n...

Kind of bummed that America is over, but the estate sale is going to be lit.

The best way to catch child sex traffickers is to see which adult men voluntarily spend all of their time and energy trying to expose child sex trafficking.

Senate Democrats urge U.S. to stop funding GHF, resume support for U.N. food distribution in Gaza as more starve Senate Democrats told the secretary of state they have "grave concerns" about the U.S. role in financing GHF, the main group distributing aid in Gaza.

Sen. Jon Ossoff, who is Jewish and faces a tough re-election in Georgia, joined 20 other Senators in a letter urging the Trump administration to suspend support for the Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation and resume support for UN food distrbution.
www.cbsnews.com/news/gaza-st...

Obama lied to us about a disease that began two years after he left disease? That future-telling Kenyan commie bastard!

Remember when vaccines were universally understood to be good owing to the millions and millions of lives they save?

Normalize talking about fed. $ when these headlines happen. Thousands of scientists, working for decades funded by the federal government did this. At times, people thought this was useless research. Below is some info about the HIV labs at the University of Utah. 🧵 www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

Exclusive: US diplomats asked if non-whites qualify for Trump refugee program for South Africans In early July, the top official at the U.S. embassy in South Africa reached out to Washington asking for clarification on a contentious U.S. policy: could non-whites apply for a refugee program geared toward white South Africans if they met other requirements?

this is an explicitly white nationalist administration in a way that even woodrow wilson shied away from www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Yes. Somebody, for some reason, forged a perfect Trump drawing and signature 20 years ago to politically damage a guy who was not in politics. Makes perfect sense.

Gaza is starving. Where are the American Jewish leaders? A fear of being labelled antisemitic still deters American Jews and Jewish institutions from taking a position that is morally correct.

The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God.

Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.
forward.com/opinion/7575...

In your world does free speech mean somebody has to present every viewpoint on a particular topic? Because that sounds like the opposite of free speech to me

Just saying that guy at the Coldplay concert lost his job for a lot less.

If he’d only been just a touch fascist.

Mike Lawler has determined the state of New York dislikes him even more than his own congressional district.