Michael Ian Black

Riiiight. Right right right.

Just curious - why are we going to war with Iran?

Hahaha. I would too. Thanks for watching.

Checked the spelling THREE TIMES when I found it and am infuriated.

No, we're not fancy like that

Killin' it on a Saturday night at home.

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A not-at-all scary photo of me holding I’M BUSY!

I WILL BE POSTING A PHOTO OF MYSELF HOLDING THIS BOOK IN MERE MOMENTS!

I'm a delight!

If You're Wondering What the Hell Is Going On With UFOs, I Got You. Since literally nobody has asked me, I thought I should offer some thoughts on Trump’s promise to release all government files on UFOs and alien life.

"“In that chat, which occurred over about 18 months, I was fed information which explicitly stated that a massive object is entering our solar system. In terms of size, it was described to me as ‘planet-sized.’” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/if-youre-w...

I don't know if this is true or not, but all the details seem to line up with what we know for sure about Epstein and what a lot of us suspect about Trump. Seems like the kind of thing that should be read aloud on to our "fully exonerated" president, perhaps instead of a State of the Union response?

Guys, guys - it's an anonymous source to the FBI. Probably bullshit. BUT POSSIBLY TRUE!!!!

Really feel like I should get partial credit for this.

Jeffrey Epstein Was Vladimir Putin's Wealth Manager, FBI Source Claimed in Newly Released Epstein Files Jeffrey Epstein managed money for Russian President Vladimir Putin and Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, among other powerful world leaders, one confidential source claimed in FBI testimony

People broke this story? The magazine that regularly features Miss Piggy on the cover? GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR PULITZER, PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! people.com/jeffrey-epst...

Donald J. Trump*+ @reaDonald Trump Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

If people want to know what the fuck this post is about, nobody has covered it more than we have on our show, Patterns Tell Stories.

We’ve spent the last several years talking about how Peter Thiel and his little shitbag minions have been infiltrating the UFO community to bring about this moment.

I feel like we’re already dealing with all the brain damage we can handle.

Tariffs are out so you can afford it!

Guys, I wrote a book! And my friend Debbie illustrated it! I'M BUSY out February 24th!

God we're smart

Just re-watched this and I agree with me.

AND for a podcast that came out yesterday, I pre-answered the question if Trump is the "Disclosure President." I'm Hollywood's #1 UFO Expert, babyyyyy!

Thanks for the kind words and the motherly hugs, but I'm almost certainly younger than you.

Yer butt?

If Aliens Really Are Coming, Shouldn’t We, You Know, Tidy Things Up a Little? Our strange new world, which has left humanity both hyper-connected and desolate, requires our full participation. We should want to make a good impression, after all.

Before this latest Trump ET announcement, I wrote aliens for today's Daily Beast. www.thedailybeast.com/if-aliens-re...

Ah.

Now what?

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“My fear is that we’ve managed to kill truth. I don’t mean capital T Truth, as in some platonic ideal. I mean a shared reality, one which allows for incomplete information, imperfect people, and a shared commitment to fact-finding over score-settling”

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