Spot on. Johnson has to go old school “analog” to sidestep the creepy “accountability” app he shares with his son.
27.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@riverrat71.bsky.social
Living the dystopian dream. GenX. Lifetime New Yorker. Dad. Ally
Spot on. Johnson has to go old school “analog” to sidestep the creepy “accountability” app he shares with his son.
27.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This montage would hit better if it was backed by circus music
20.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enough with this clown - and put on some fucking pants already.
16.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is our biggest problem right now? Really?
10.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do they not ever let this guy inside?
09.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take “things that never happened” for $200
12.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe he should have thought of that before he ignored the constitution in rolling them out.
12.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He has always been a dick. I will never forget his stupid comments about NY when he played for Atlanta. I see he hasn’t evolved much since then.
08.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How does he have any money left for prostitutes?
03.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One down, three to go.
01.01.2026 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, what about Don Jr?
23.12.2025 20:03 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s missing a couple of massive Clinton flags on the back
23.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank God they are too old to procreate. That would have been a genetic calamity
15.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0voted for a dipshit. got a dipshit. is a dipshit
12.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why can’t anyone in MAGA ever understand how the possessive tense works?
06.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DEI
01.12.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You got me!!
29.11.2025 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Earlier today, Trump pardoned a turkey named Gobble. If this is anything like his other pardons, someone needs to keep an eye on Gobble and separate him from the underaged poultry
25.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Easy. If any of the numbers under Biden were good, they are fake and can’t be trusted. If the numbers are bad, then it is a mess that Trump inherited. If the numbers under Trump are bad, it’s because of Biden. If the numbers are good, it’s because Trump is a genius.
24.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tales from the crypt
19.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’ve delayed long enough to be able to scrub out anything damaging to Trump.
17.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses..
16.11.2025 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or glazing Donald
15.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Betcha Brian Glenn is more uncomfortable than Zelensky in a suit right now…
15.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Department of Whisky And Rye
14.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He can fuck all the way off
14.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A sub beats a wrap any day
06.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was hoping this was AI. But, sadly I think it’s more like NoI
02.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit those are some realistic looking zombies
01.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What plan?
01.11.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0