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God Is A Tulpa

@kristyclueless.bsky.social

Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB. LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS

33,303 Followers  |  34,479 Following  |  14,750 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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Ours was 20¢

05.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's okay. I did too 😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is more or less me too 😂😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're kidding right?

05.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#hilarioustattoo

05.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 05.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 69    🔁 13    💬 7    📌 1

I didn't mind him at the time! And then he got busted for whatever he was doing with that prostitute and we didn't hear from him again til recently.

05.03.2026 05:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He's nowhere near here thankfully 😂😂😂

05.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
WOKE BUSTERS Music Video - The Shamwow Guy (Ghost Busters Parody)
YouTube video by The Shamwow Guy WOKE BUSTERS Music Video - The Shamwow Guy (Ghost Busters Parody)

youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc?...

05.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I love pizza

05.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Y'all 😂😂😂 LMAO 😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 83    🔁 12    💬 16    📌 3

Idk what's happening but I support you!!

05.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ugh and ew

05.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so cute 😂😂😂😂 back when I first met Schmuey the raccoon I would give him grapes. He would peel the skins off and leave them at my back door 😂😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For some reason a lot of people don't like these. I think they're great!

05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LMAO well that's good I hope!

05.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We got a little bit of snow last year and believe me when I tell you the whole state shut down. I'm basically in Houston, TX so it's hot and humid here, swampy.

05.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean ...this is (basically) Houston, TX but still 86 is high for this time of year

05.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've already gotten up to 86 this year 😬😬😬😬

05.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I just watched that movie a few days ago!!

05.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pay attention, folks.

05.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

He will

04.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he wins we'll get one. Just watch and see

04.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do too

04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's how it always fucking is!!

04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭

04.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also I cannot believe it wasn't the PMS 😭

04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg lol I'm sorry to laugh but that's actually kinda funny. How much dairy are you consuming?! Gotta bring it down a level, my dude 😂😂😂😂

04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0