RepJackKimble

I miss him terribly. He was not only brilliant, but so helpful to humble beginning bloggers like myself

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Definitely classics

If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.

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I worry about how you'll be affected by the real estate market

Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.

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Not so much

Maybe grandma only gets one slipper this year. She doesn’t need two

It's way too early for me to commit to a Presidential run in 2028. However, if I don't run (and I don't think I will), I think a JD Vance and Ron DeSantis ticket would be ideal. Let's prove once and for all that charisma is overrated

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I haven't plugged this in awhile, but I do expect to have a new book out in the spring, so I thought it was a good time to plug the greatest story ever told about Jesus reimagined as a 1970s tv cop. amzn.to/4pfKf71

I will be wearing one of my Saskatchewan Roughriders shirts tomorrow!! Probably the one that fits me

People always misunderestimate Melania Trump. They forget she speaks 5 languages and came here on an Epstein Visa.

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Randy and I have so much in common! #Kimble-Feenstra2028 has a good ring to it. #RandyFeenstra

I got pilot wings from TWA when I was 8. The flight attendant said I was a junior pilot. It was totally cool too.

This is why you always play cards with politicians when you get the chance. You will win. Democrats always fold and Republicans always hit on 15 regardless of what’s showing

UC San Diego Sees Students’ Math Skills Plummet The number of first-year students at the University of California, San Diego, whose math skills fall below a middle school level has increased nearly 30-fold over the past five years, according to a n...

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I think if they make my house 100% safe Democrat, I'll convert all of those Democrats so they better be careful what they wish for.

How can they declare Mamdani Mayor of New York before counting all the mail in votes from California’s 54th District. I can even understand not counting the votes on napkin but if it’s on a paper sheet, you must count it to be complete.

#IfItsOnAPaperSheetYouMustCountItToBeComplete

UCSD released a report on their own students showing:
*25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
*61% of students couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
*37% of students couldn't subtract fractions
It does make me wonder what percentage of students understood the report.

I'm a bit nervous about my new book. It's about an ICE agent and it is going to be considerably different than Detective Jesus. It's still a comedy, but less broad.

Wow! I really hate to see Joyce Carol Oates turning on Elon Musk like this. Her 40 years working with Darryl Hall was amazing. Maybe she should just stick to singing.

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Where is Auntie Anne when you need her?

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In a world full of scorpions, Chuck Schumer is a frog