RepJackKimble

I get just as much hate here but it's friendly fire. When it's MAGA I enjoy trouncing them, but I won't do that to people on my side.

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I just wish I fit in better over here.

Points for the Van Heflin reference

a man is flying through the air while holding a guitar . ALT: a man is flying through the air while holding a guitar .

I will see you in Van Halen

The arrest of Tyler Robinson shows what happens when you let people answering phone calls be people answering phone calls

Not to be a downer, but didn’t we lose in Vietnam? pic.x.com/6pLRcfIQZG

Don’t worry about the jobs report. If it’s not good we’ll just get a new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics

So according to Mike Johnson, President Trump was actually an FBI informant in charge of the Epstein hoax. As an FBI informant, he immediately banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago so he would have no contact with Epstein. This makes total sense.

As a representative of California’s 54th District, I am willing to host high level peace negotiations in Heritage Valley between the United States and the United States.

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How else could they know that raising tariffs and getting rid of migrants would do this to the economy if Trump didn't know

This is huge news! Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump have changed the name from The Department of Defense to The Department of Bar.

Open your eyes sheeple. The only reason Big Pharma has extended lifespans so much is so that they'll be able to keep peddling their "medicine" to us for more years. That's why there's no Big Tallow.

Don’t worry about the jobs report. If it’s not good we’ll just get a new head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics

The fact that the economy has reacted to Trumponomics the way that the leading economists all said it would has led many of us to believe that President Trump is facing a conspiracy of epic proportions

I am going to working on a bill outlawing American schools from teaching woke courses like gender studies, critical race theory, and economics.

I took a picture of President Trump today that would prove he was alive and well, but I accidentally got my finger in the way. I hope you can see enough of him though to put your mind at ease

If President Trump was really dead, don't you think RFK Jr. would have hacked off his head and mounted it to the roof of his car by now? You guys are sick.

I’m not believing Trump is dead until I see Jimmy Carter’s Force Ghost

I'm just thrilled to be in that comparison

In Washington

My proposed GOP logo redesign.

When your house is on fire, the most important consideration is that your firefighters are here legally. You don't want anybody illegally fighting fires. After you have determined their papers are in order, then you can go about getting your family to safety.

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All I'm saying is if you're a medical professional from outside the United States, you better have your papers in order. Being in the middle of surgery will not save you from deportation.

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We need to unify this country again. There is so much common ground here. The left is upset because of martial law in our cities while the right is furious about the new Cracker Barrel logo.

I really only discovered him in April