Phil

Phil

@phildm.bsky.social

Centrist dad escaping from the narcissist's digital hell scape. "Everything's computer"

2,614 Followers 3,119 Following 1,140 Posts Joined Aug 2024
1 day ago

War in the pursuit of peace is like screwing in the pursuit of virginity.

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1 day ago

"If it wasn't for the people sinking ships, the ships wouldn't be sinking".

Wow. What a genius. 🤦‍♂️

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When you've planned your war so well, you need to relax sanctions on an enemy you imposed because they started a war. 🤦‍♂️

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1 day ago

Perhaps the answer to our problems is to send the tech bros to the front line of any war they support. 🤷‍♂️

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2 days ago

Jesus H Christ. What a moron.

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2 days ago

Liars know what they are saying isn't true. Dementia sufferers believe what they are saying is true. 🤷‍♂️

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2 days ago

Well "we" make a lot of money. Shame "we" make it from American consumers.

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3 days ago

Just what American politics needs. A man who gets punched in the head for a living. 🤦‍♂️

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3 days ago
Preview
Reaching net zero by 2050 ‘cheaper for UK than one fossil fuel crisis’ Climate change committee finds move to renewable energy would also bring health, economic and security benefits

"Lunatic green levies" you say. 🤔
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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3 days ago
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Someone is subsidising the fuel, but you can guarantee its not Farage or Jenrick.

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3 days ago
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If they survive the bombing, obviously. 🤷‍♂️

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

You could say both if you were a dementia addled moron.

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4 days ago
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Well done to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social

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4 days ago

For someone to lie, they need to know that what they are saying is not the truth. It's entirely possible that he's just that stupid or dementia addled.

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5 days ago

Is that the same Iran nuclear programme that Trump claimed he "obliterated" last year?

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1 week ago

If the US keep killing leaders in Iran, who do they expect to sign a surrender?

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1 week ago
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Who's going to tell her that the reason our Armed Forces are in such a state is because of 14 years of cuts by the Government she was a member of?

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1 week ago
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Isn't Friday the day when MPs go back to their constituencies to hold surgeries? #Clacton #WheresTheWally

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1 week ago

Just reminding everyone that if you don’t like Iran’s Islamic authoritarianism, it exists because the US overthrew a secular socialist Iran in 1953 because BP was losing oil profits.

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1 week ago
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Have they forgotten that our Armed Forces are in the state they are in because of their policies?

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1 week ago

And also one of the most anti-Christian things seen from the United States government.

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1 week ago
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I'd always wondered what an exorcism actually looked like.

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1 week ago
Reform fury as someone else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
"It's totally unfair and rigged,"
said Goodwhinge.
"I shouldn't
be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost."
Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X.
"We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green."
Reform leader
Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said,
"It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either."

PLUMBER DEFEATS
MATT GOODWIN

Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… 
I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

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Did Stephen Miller bite him?

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1 week ago

I think they soiled their underwear.

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1 week ago

Nigel not in his seat? Surely not. 😱

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1 week ago

I'm sure he'll bring the price down 500% like he did with drugs and the oil companies will be paying you to drive. 👍

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1 week ago

I love the bit where she struggles not to laugh at Boebert.

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1 week ago
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The Trump regime perfectly encapsulated in six short lines.

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