Whomst’d’ve?

i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate

updating your resume is worse than jesus' 40 days in the desert

so nice to see some @bearpadart.bsky.social chodes out in the wild

what do you mean there's more than one television program?

I'm right here

hey everyone, just a quick tip: don't tell people to kill themselves

like ever ever

is this anything

I want to hugggggggggggg

i wish i was shakira :(

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

both? my previous go-to bucket hat got a little chewed up by a very cute and very energetic dog, so I took it apart and traced a pattern from the pieces (and widened the brim for this one, obvs)

I made another hat

oh wow

these photos don't quite do it justice but I'm trying out this new moisturizer called "petroleum jelly" and bitch she is GLISTENING, she is DEWY

good lordt

in typical fashion I forgot to document even one moment of the sewing process but this hat did not exist this morning and now it does

Cole Escola and Susan Sarandon filming season four of Search Party

The Substance (2024)

you all are not even ready for the number of adorable bucket hats I'm about to make

not even READY

well I guess I have to reorient my entire life around this song now, thanks, jeez

it was okay, lol

not sour enough to be called xtra sour in my opinion, but I'm a lil freak

why would they call it that

(of course I bought it)

this is from yesterday but I assure you it's still there

#fcf

I had the same reaction with Bring Her Back, I don't want to be harassed into watching a movie

Repost if you need a ride

touch it

I am filled to the brim with frivolous opinions today

Love being objectified for my looks and treated like an object

and ditch we did

mother has abandoned us

visitation hours with mother this evening