Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve

I live

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I love having a big dick

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Bonus!

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Scrubbin’ up

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They just wanna borrow some sugar

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How’s the view from down there? #fcf

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Agreed

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praise be 🙌

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If you're looking for a name for your tree this year, may I suggest:

1. Cynthia Etreevo
2. Meryl Treep
3. Miley Cypress
4. Diane Treeton
5. FKA Twigs

Plz quote with more suggestions plz

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are not the apps a house of worship?

may not we see the spark of the divine within a turgid member?

can not the gym selfie document a spiritual transformation as much as a physical one? the sweat cleansing and purifying, making and remaking us anew?

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they want you to view the offerings of dick in reverent silence

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NYT is v bad and the cooking section is not exempt from that but it is also the only way I get to look at Eric Kim, and I do so enjoy looking at Eric Kim

A dilemma

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Just checking on that ham and glute progress 👀🥩🥩

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twist my arm why don't you

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woah, that's a lot of cum

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men don't construct intricate rituals which allow them to touch the skin of other men like they used to

that's why they're so lonely

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the titans

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yes I did just ride my second-largest dildo until my legs gave out and yes I did film it and yes it was because a dom top with a beer can cock told me to, thank you for asking

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