They're just half thoughts mostly. 😆
Exponential decay.
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Since we’re all oversharing today let me admit that I still call it the leaning tower of pizza
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Deletes posts meant for drafts..awkward.
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Looking at myself in the mirror asking myself..Are you mad at me?
my brain relates to a fitted sheet
let's bidi bidi bom bom about it
that could be us hanging at the edge of the boardwalk steps to the beach in unnatural positions right before sunset wearing knock-off Ugg slippers but you playin’
you can’t spell class action suit without class act
It's the apocalypse, but at least my lip gloss is poppin'.
At least I don't make anyone read my shitty poetry...
Anymore.
You want positivity.. me while dancing with jazz hands singing we're fucked.
i get it, sweatpants drawstring. sometimes i just wanna go crawl in a hole too.
If you look in the mirror and say "soy boy" 3 times, I'll appear and knock your fucking teeth out.
Sorry can't, they've rolled coal into my soul.
what if it happens today?
you the kind of person to listen to auld lang syne in march
you know what, go ahead and put in the newspaper that i got mad
thinking about inviting a hermit crab to inhabit my skull
Mostly brave. 😆
Good times. 😆
I know, silly me. 🤣
Omg! I read your first reply wrong. 😆 I didn't realize the woking part. Haha
I don't know my dentist is pretty happy.
I like my own posts sometimes.
I think I'm hilarious.
I’ve been hiding secret messages aimed at you in all my skeets for a month now.
Please respond.
you ain’t nothing but a horndog or whatever elvis said
