malkieriking

malkieriking

@malkieriking.bsky.social

Michigan Special Teams stan she/her

203 Followers 257 Following 465 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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this North Texas vs. Tulsa game

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3 hours ago
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He put the sticker in the wrong spot

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3 hours ago
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2 days ago

back to ruining everything i touch get me away from people

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3 days ago

First the Goo Goo Dolls, now the Cranberries. He's a one-man K-Rock.

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3 days ago

Still the least jarring part of this sentence is that a guy is singing the Goo Goo Dolls.

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4 days ago

i really wish i didn't suck at everything i do

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5 days ago

holy cow Navy losing the Patriot is crazy

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5 days ago

formula 1 is now a survival horror game where you never have enough resources to be comfortable when you get into a new combat encounter

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6 days ago

fill it up, syla

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6 days ago
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TONIGHT ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF HURLEY VISION

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6 days ago

DANNY HURLEY WITH A BUZZER BEATER TECHNICAL FOUL!

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6 days ago

i genuinely can't believeno one on Marquette stopped the ball on the last possession and it worked out

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6 days ago

They call him Max Verstappen because the verst has and will happen

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6 days ago

FUCK

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6 days ago

We're qualifying, let's drive!!!

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1 week ago
Czech player named Muzik

NEW YORK
LONDON
PARIS
MUNICH
EVERYONE TALKIN BOUT
CZECH MUZIK

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1 year ago
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach) CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile" Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house" The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

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1 week ago

water? i hardly know her!

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1 week ago

you certainly would never be at a bar, that's for sure

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1 week ago

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

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1 week ago

also College Football Final hasn't been the same since it stopped being him and Mark May verbally throwing down every week

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1 week ago
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The Mario Brothers (And Waluigi)
#pikmin #supermario

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1 week ago

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

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1 week ago

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

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1 week ago

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

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1 week ago

IU Indy is playing some major havocball and I'm here for it

It's March let's get it

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1 week ago
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the scrolls foretold this

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2 weeks ago
Get ready to learn the effectiveness of Carson Cooper’s 3/4 front on TKR on Purdue’s last 2 possessions buddy

Me writing tomorrow’s basketball things

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2 weeks ago

the miis are so good (or if not miis, mii-adjacent faces)

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