malkieriking

the scrolls foretold this

Get ready to learn the effectiveness of Carson Cooper’s 3/4 front on TKR on Purdue’s last 2 possessions buddy

Me writing tomorrow’s basketball things

the miis are so good (or if not miis, mii-adjacent faces)

When a hockey team pisses away all the goodwill they generated in 48 hours flat, we call it Milkshake Puck.

If I haven't read it how did I respond!!!

when you respond to a message on a push notification IT SHOULDN'T LEAVE THAT MESSAGE UNREAD (personally annoyed at teams right now but many other apps do this)

why what happened

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage

most of them that post about it think it's a baby game for babies

i personally don't really interact with the speedup stuff that usually spawns these arguments but the console games are significantly harder than people give them credit lol

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics

—Canada curling won gold after BoopGate
—Cheating biathlete won five medals
—Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds
—Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze

Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

“STOP SMOKING AIDS”

Have to agree with Costco here

the level of contempt arcade rhythm game players have for guitar hero specifically just destroys me every time i see it

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

I’m sorry, in the what now

[Enter Puck.]

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

In court and a guy walked up for his case wearing a blue lamé shirt and red pants and a dude who looked like Bonecrusher in the back row of the gallery stage whispered

“THE FUCK THIS [word I definitely can’t use] WEARIN’????”

so loud I think the judge heard him

i wonder if there are any lower level players that are super technical who have an aneurysm every time i doublestep an 8th crossover in, like, Go Go Girls & Boys DSP8

car go van

the worst transformer of all time

I'll have to peruse soon, hell yeah

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

i hope it's One of The Boys by Victoria Zeller

I assume the premise here is “…if everyone other than Team 6 is aware they are involved in a drinking competition, and this isn’t just, like, a regular Tuesday afternoon.”

holy shit they have usao at the whataburger

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

thank you emotional support burrito for getting me through my day