GeekFTW 🇨🇦 (Elbows Up)

For real tho stop growing bitch, don't come down here..

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If you see this, post a bad woman you love

Could barely feel the AC in my bedroom

Maybe it'll be a fun episode of America™ that day but we can't be that lucky.

*see's White House trending*

did it blow up?

As few as one, depending on who and your definition of 'erased from existence.'

A map of fire getting a bit too close to my city

ok this is a bit too close for comfort, go the other way

Blaring music on his phone while shopping, and leaning down beside people while looking at food on the shelves, his pocket (with the phone) right lined up at ear heigth.

Like sir someone was murdered 3 weeks ago in the parking lot out front of this store you wanna tempt fate today???

TFW you go do groceries at 7am when the store opens and *still* find someone who managed to piss you off to the point of contemplating a curse.

Temu Preston Vance, Butcher and Carlito right there.

"How can you watch anything but 4k movies I don't get it."

My child, I used to download cam copies of films, split into 2 150MB avi files, over KaZaA/Morpheus over the course of half a day while at school. Quality means nothing to me lol

For real. I'm a conventionally unattractive fat cunt who spends enough time in the Walmart toy aisle to get uncomfortable looks from parents.

I'm married, we've been together since 2001. Wash your arse, read a book and learn to cook. Done. Fin.

"So what do you do for a living?"
"My fucking best, ok?"

What’s cooler than the local library? Nothing

My city could really use an arcade, I say as I open my emulators to play whatever arcade game I want on the fly which is the reason we don't have a fucking arcade to begin with.

If you see this, post a vampire 🦇

Sorry to my neighbors I am not turning down the intro song, 6am or not lol

cover art for attack of the killer tomatoes

Starting the weekend off on the right note.

#movies #spooktober

Definitely Duck Hunt time.

Girl Guides of Canada suspends U.S. trips over restrictions, safety concerns - National | Globalnews.ca The Girl Guides of Canada says it's pausing all trips to the U.S. starting in September, with plans to choose alternative locations, amid restrictions by the Trump administration.

A wise idea to keep the young girls away from the US right now!

How I prepare for Friday

If you see this, post any random wrestling picture! 🤼🏻‍♀️

The Arkham Cthulhu

Had to read this 10x to 'get it', and I have the damn book on my shelf 😅

-Meditate on the Void
-Evil Dead 2
-Burritos

The crawling chaos
Dark whispers of madness
You who come from the black sands
A messenger for the Outer Gods
What tales do you utter
What rambling mutters of insanity do you spread
Will you take me to Kadath
Let me waste away in the dream lands
Or will you leave me
To rot

#poetry #lovecraft

Pornhub leak reveals most of their actors are not actually step-siblings MONTREAL - Porn enthusiasts are reeling after an information leak at Pornhub has revealed that most of the actors on the site who claim to be step-siblings are not related at all.

Pornhub leak reveals most of their actors are not actually step-siblings