@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Guess which #MUFC player settled the match?
Clue: π₯
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2β0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes β½οΈπ₯
13.11.2025 19:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 111th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainkβs last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night π
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy πͺπΏππ
Vital goal right at the end of the season - helped United win the Premier league by one point.
13.11.2025 16:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dirty Leeds fans before the match....
13.11.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good feet, first touch, athlete. But made a few errors at LWB in the first few games (cost a goal at Brum). Now settled down to the extent that Norwich subbed their right winger as he got no change from Amass. Bannan is now his football Dad; combining on the left and getting forward really well.
13.11.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0π₯π₯π₯
13.11.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 011th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainkβs last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night π
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy πͺπΏππ
Anybody see Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainkβs comments on Manchester United not improving since last season? π€¨
13.11.2025 16:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 2ππ
In defence of Dorgu he's at least decent in a duel
Haha fair enough, you guys have taken enough shit this season!
13.11.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0100%
High hopes for young Harry
You're right. That's the irrational impatient side of me talking π
13.11.2025 13:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#MUFC don't need to buy a LWB: We need to just bring Harry Amass back from Sheffield Wednesday. Far better footballer than both Dorgu and Dalot.
13.11.2025 09:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Maybe Owen is one of his jilted lovers π
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Shades of Chairman Mikel
12.11.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought you lived in Thailand... Now I know global warming is real
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Quack quack
12.11.2025 20:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't bother yourself, it's exactly the same honestly π
12.11.2025 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ouch. I hope you packed a spare π
12.11.2025 14:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Water is wet ππ
12.11.2025 14:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0250k views on the musk app so far π
12.11.2025 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππ
12.11.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty much. I saw a couple of free seats in the stall but didn't go up to the circle. I'd hazard it was 95% capacity
12.11.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*in the room
12.11.2025 10:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They told us to keep the anecdotes on the room as they're not supposed to be broadcast! But the one about @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social "hitting on" Ralf Rangnick's Mexican ex-missus & then being cock blocked by Ralf was a gem ππ
12.11.2025 10:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Ah that sucks. I missed last year's show as was abroad so had to see one this time around. May go up to New Century Hall next year depending on dates
12.11.2025 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was great
12.11.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's close to the station, about 900 ppl there. I drove tbf and parking in Central London is easier than parking in Walthamstow
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