Nathan Phillips

This World Cup draw is making Oppenheimer feel like a thrill-a-minute short film

"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney

In honor of Wayne Gretzky performing the World Cup draw later 😅

This entire World Cup Draw reeks of corporate training videos made by a CEO who thinks he's funny because everyone laughs at his jokes but they only ever laugh because he gets butthurt and mad at everyone if they don't

Gonna need three Emi Martinez own goals tomorrow to rebalance the football karma after this spectacle

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

On pins and needles over here to see who will win the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize.

Could be anyone.

The driver of that Jeep respects themself?

What. Did the Lions just catch an egregiously wrong ref call that benefits them!?

What is happening.

Are they watching Mustafi highlights?

The "theater of wet dreams" is not wrong given their leaky roof situation 😂

I agree with all that. It's hard to see the goal in question without our bias.

I would be as upset if the Brentford goal had stood against Arsenal and think Enzo's attempt to play the ball directly affected Mosquera on the last one.

However, it should all even out over the season 🤜🪵

Don't hold your breath!

We get abuse for it because we actually practiced to get good at set pieces. Everyone know they are not Real Football(TM) and completely left to luck.

Are commentators contractually obligated to describe bad defending at Old Trafford as "nightmare defending at the theater of dreams"?

I literally just turned the game on. I'm sorry everybody.

🚨Arsenal have now broken the record for the most games any Premier League team has ever gone in all competitions without conceding 3+ goals in a single game. 🤯

The Premier League table sored by expected goal difference. Two teams are highlighjted: Aston Villa who are 3rd in the tavle at the moment but are overperforming xG by 10.6 goals and Spurs in 18th place because they are overperforming by 11.8 goals.

Look, folks, sometimes a team is in third place in the table when they should probably be 13th.

Arsenal are on a run of 18 games unbeaten in all competitions (W15 D3). It's their longest run since December 2018 when Unai Emery was in charge. Next up for the Gunners are Villa under Emery at Villa Park.

#AVLARS

Top of the Premier League
Top of the Champions League
Top of Europe

Arsenal through and through

Tonight, this was not the case.

Tonight, spectacles askew were much in vogue due to the copious amounts of alcohol consumed by some great business leaders assembled from around China and the world.

Qingdao, Guangzhou and Lanzhou were present from China.

And to think they make fun of our Fahrenheit Miles math

Almost a full Mudryk

Today was a good day to wear my Ben White shirt

Arsenal are nine points better off versus the equivalent 24-25 fixtures.

1 CRY H (+2)
3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-)
3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2)
3 TOT H (-)
1 CHE A (-)
1 BRE H (+2)

Oh no. What a shame. Anyways...

Resurgent, title challengers Chelsea are now below Sunderland in the table 😎

The man's riding on rims with a trail of sparks behind him now

I've been watching this particular stat closely all season. Feels vital to staying top of the league.