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Everyone was warned about this, and itβs happening just as we feared.
26.01.2025 01:44 β π 27616 π 6318 π¬ 1239 π 517βMr. Trump, F*ck Offβ
Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament offered a blunt message to Trump about his obsession with taking over Greenland
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "β¦or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
"Masculine Energy"
20.01.2025 04:43 β π 40328 π 9338 π¬ 274 π 202Humans adopt dogs, cats adopt humans
11.01.2025 10:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tap
17.12.2024 12:14 β π 9403 π 743 π¬ 51 π 42A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.
13.12.2024 16:26 β π 23665 π 2562 π¬ 287 π 106A meme of TinTin speaking to Captain. Captain, looking defeated, says "2020 has been a hell of a year" TinTin replies "Captain, it's almost 2025β
13.12.2024 20:33 β π 25269 π 4103 π¬ 192 π 175Whereβs Superman when you need him most?
11.12.2024 22:23 β π 17728 π 2596 π¬ 406 π 124π€£π€£π€£
30.11.2024 17:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry I can't go out tonight, I'm too busy playing with my Wang. #FridayWANGπ
22.11.2024 12:55 β π 8176 π 462 π¬ 308 π 40James Webb Space Telescopeβs infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
23.11.2024 05:03 β π 53925 π 3172 π¬ 530 π 220Visit the SUPERDANA Store 3,655 Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14 USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire.
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
23.11.2024 00:30 β π 20850 π 3422 π¬ 918 π 644Tippi, my small grey cat, poking her head under my monitor on the desk, she looks very silly
Art Director up on my ass
18.11.2024 16:21 β π 16133 π 1069 π¬ 233 π 33the aurora from space π
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