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Eli Brayton

@xephonblade.bsky.social

He/Him, Contract Gameplay Specialist at Bungie Any views expressed or or by this account are strictly my own, and do not represent Bungie’s express opinion. Destiny 2, Diablo 4, anything else with loot

84 Followers  |  112 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.0061

Latest posts by xephonblade.bsky.social on Bluesky

Me, flinging open the window: You, there! What day is it?

Random poster: Why, it's both Election Day and the day we learned Dick Cheney died!

Me, overwhelmed with joy: I haven't missed it, the spirits did it all in one night!

04.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 61    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

05.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 518    🔁 67    💬 0    📌 1
Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes - New York remix
YouTube video by jbat Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes - New York remix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYS...

05.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I still exist over here, I’m just a social media cryptid. Here’s proof of life and gains.

Toodles. ❤️

09.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seems like a good day to repost this for no reason at all.

20.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 233    🔁 54    💬 0    📌 0
A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown

A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown

GRILLED THREESE

20.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 10509    🔁 1572    💬 335    📌 207
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Stick to your deload protocols, that’s also part of discipline and growth

20.01.2025 23:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Your Opponent Will Not Submit

Destroy Them

08.01.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve helped a couple people get to Gold in Rivals, feels good to know I’m not totally washed

04.01.2025 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello friends, obligatory New Year Gym Post

If you’re New, don’t be afraid to ask questions and definitely Do Your Research (w/ multiple sources)

If you’re experienced, be patient and be friendly with new folks! Remember where you were.

Vets, keep being good ambassadors.

02.01.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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12/16 Chest/Back

A couple odd rest days and some of mom’s homemade chili are all it takes to turn me into The Destroyer apparently. Great training session overall. I might have tweaked a couple things over all, but this was one for the books.

17.12.2024 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How my comp grind as Cloak/Dagger has been

16.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Backlog, 12/6 Arms

This was a quick session from before traveling to PAX. I had the good fortune to run into my buddy Roy who told me I looked like a Wolverine Variant. 😂

10.12.2024 04:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12/9 Back/Chest

Killer day today, and also got to run into an old friend of mine who’s getting back into the swing of things. I was more than happy to share the energy!

10.12.2024 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No big events today, just a lot of Marvel Rivals. Still need to settle into a Duelist character I like, but I’ve been playing a lottttt of Cap and also Cloak/Dagger.

So far I like Moon Knight, Magic, Bucky, and Namor but I need more practice.

Looking forward to diving into comp soon. 👀

09.12.2024 04:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12/8 Legs/Shoulders

Training after a travel day and a long day beforehand, so fairly “subdued” for a training session but still showed up. Honestly don’t have a lot to say about this one, I’d say the thing that showed through here most was the value of Mental Toughness.

08.12.2024 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based

06.12.2024 05:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I regret to inform you all that Rivals is straight heat and that I’ll be spending too much time on it when everything else is accomplished. Looking forward to learning all the characters!

Initial faves (unordered): Rocket, Cap, Venom, Cloak/Dagger, Luna, Thor, Iron Fist

06.12.2024 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Rivals time! Who are you excited to play first? 👀

06.12.2024 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12/4 Legs/Shoulders

Sat in traffic for like two hours, managed to pull this off. I was honestly pretty chill for this training session, I moved at a super measured pace. I wasn’t expecting to be super high energy after sitting for that long, I’m just glad the diesel was there when needed.

05.12.2024 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12/3 Arms

Managed to get some great sets in, but also had the wisdom to reel it in a bit on some of the later sets. I’ll always swing for the fences on the opening set of an exercise, but I was feeling the fatigue from yesterday. Always have the “just one more” mindset regardless of day!

04.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also, this is Belle, who is at all times the coziest little pup and looks like a tiny piggy

03.12.2024 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woof, I might like starting the week with a heavy training session but I’m feeling it today. Might end up being a maintenance day, but I can bounce back.

For my D2 folks, anything we’re looking forward to this week? Still chasing IB rolls?

Rivals hopefuls, who are you hoping to play first?

03.12.2024 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12/2 Back/Chest

Heavy training on Monday is the absolute best feeling and sets the tempo for the week imo. It’s easy to do “just one more” when that’s the bar. Really proud of the 535 row in particular, I had injured myself on that weight over a year ago so toppling that RPR pain feels amazing.

03.12.2024 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two anime characters are looking at each other and one of them says " believe in me " ALT: two anime characters are looking at each other and one of them says " believe in me "

I always knew you’d come out on top

02.12.2024 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Small update. I've accepted some contract work at a local studio! While I'm relieved to finally have some income again, I'm still trying to help some of my other friends find work. The job hunt is soul crushing so I want to pay this fortune forward.

02.12.2024 18:51 — 👍 67    🔁 5    💬 15    📌 0

Happy birthday buddy, here’s to 35,000 more!

02.12.2024 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. 

If you use your library, please share. 

Picture of library aisle filled with books.

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please share. Picture of library aisle filled with books.

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social

01.12.2024 03:49 — 👍 22438    🔁 7763    💬 525    📌 484

Not pictured in the log: Cardio (LISS treadmill warm up) and some machine lateral raises

01.12.2024 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Log 11/30 Legs/Shoulders

On one hand, I can endlessly nitpick my posing/weak points. On the other, it’s for giggles. I like to tell myself I would’ve excelled as a 60’s bodybuilder! Some great sets yesterday fueled by leftovers.

Non-fitness: Looking forward to Marvel Rivals, and I’ll be at PAX!

01.12.2024 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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