Shells

Shells

@shellsist.bsky.social

win/shells | sexually They/them | Professional complainer | Shoes US10 | """"marine bio"""" | singaporean (sorry) | EN/CN(bad)/DE(worse)

1,486 Followers 277 Following 1,222 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 hour ago

everyones so cortisolmaxxed and snappy and mad all the time

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13 hours ago

on the bright side its squares so if you take as many right turns as left turns youll get out eventually

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20 hours ago

thats how it should be everyone should have an internal map of their city in their head but gps RUINED IT for people. now you can get into a car crash and then youre on your phone like im uhhhh im at uhhhhhh the street sign says ummm

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20 hours ago

not ring bound it's like phonebook style and half it's pages are rotting off and the other half is outdated but as long as i have the postal code i could get there

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20 hours ago

unironically i do still have the big book when i don't feel like grabbing around for my phone yea sometimes

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20 hours ago

i don't use gps i look up the route and then memorise it because i have a brain that works and can remember things

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20 hours ago

im anti gps for the same reason i dont use ai. some of you mother fuckers take way too long to figure out where you are on a map. its genuinely not that hard the gps fried the part of your brain that does landmarks and road patterns

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1 day ago

masybe you need someone to give you a name .

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1 day ago

your favourite furry (me) is an llm..
-frequent hallucinations
-makes slop
-ruins your online experience

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2 days ago

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability πŸ™„

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1 day ago

i think you would have to go into the hentai dungeon without knowing its a hentai dungeon. you cant just be a common pervert being like man im totally gonna loot the hentai trap dungeon. that would make you a pervert

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2 days ago

the only content creators i care about are those indian guys who spin up a tyre on a loose motor and just send it flying

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3 days ago

jesus christ its 80s hip hop

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3 days ago

is it beastiality to jerk a cow off to impregnate other cows for meat

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1 week ago
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hey animal friends!!

im opening comms again very soon, but this month is particularly challenging bc on top of ordering merch and filing taxes, i might not be able to work for two weeks bc of jury service πŸ˜”

i have a huge bill to pay soon, id appreciate any help & reshares ko-fi.com/parsenoire

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3 days ago

duh. its a tentacle monster. from hentai dungeon pit

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3 days ago

You guys are avoiding the real difficult questions: If there was a tentacle monster that fed off your cum but it was quite clearly unintelligent would it still be beastiality

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3 days ago

this guy has been straight having like a psychotic meltdown about art for like 2 weeks now . i didnt know it was possible for someone to care about something this hard. i stopped mourning dead relatives faster than this guy takes to move on from whining about porn

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4 days ago

mr garry from mod comes out as an imagination jacker

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4 days ago
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im losing my mind

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4 days ago

i get away with the sweat by going at it with a #5 guard so theres enough hair to lubricate the area but not enough to poke out the front

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4 days ago

i like when the furry character looks a bit unwell like physically. like they have the flu but theyre on 4 paraceutamol and soldiering through it

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

it doesnt even matter your opinions on cub/feral/incest bc all that ppl have been doing is saying "this is... bad" to people who already agree that it is bad. net zero effect. ur not gonna convince someone by being tribal about it. be excellent to each other

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4 days ago

u are a hammer and this problem is not a nail. many such cases

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4 days ago

u cannot do anything about it the loop will continue because the people who form those communities are averse to any kind of "community policing" due to community policing putting them in the situation that they are in. the loop continues. we remain a nonfactor. all we can do is ball

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4 days ago

its just this big loop where its like

people shun advocates of taboo art -> outcasts form insular communities to consume taboo art -> predators naturally join the community -> predator offends -> people use it as justification to shame people who consume taboo art

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5 days ago
websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab
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5 days ago

game programmers who joke about code that 'barely runs but is good enough' when ai makes code that fufills those exact criteria

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5 days ago

lexapro.....

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