My mum's cat expects cheese every time we have baked potatoes and won't eat his cat food if he knows we have some unless some is put on his food

Voltron

Sorry to hear that but glad he's ok

Good morning. Hope you're well

Good luck

It is a fantastic book. I paid for it when it came out and definitely worth the money

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Sending you.....

Read it and loved it. Can't wait to read the next book

It's a real bitch. My mates say oh you need this and that app etc. I tell them I put a roof over my head and food on my table and I have my films on dvd. Don't need much more than that

Ouch! That's like going on a dating app and being matched with your ex girlfriend

Seen it and I love it. I watch this one and the scrooge from 1951 on a regular basis

In my case would be bourbons

My entire aim in life is to piss somebody off once every day. Such fun doing it too

Yes. Whenever my mum is doing crochet he just plonks himself down near her leg and looks at her as if to sat make a fuss of me then

Had this little bugger wanting to be spoiled with chin rubs, tuna and headbutting me if I don't give him enough attention. My mum's cat toby

Been working and spending some time making sure mum is OK following my dad and my nephew both passing away. Definitely doing OK now and looking forward to being more of a sarcastic bastard again

Congratulations

This is the boss of my mum's house who expects chin rubs, tuna and headbutts you if you're not paying him the attention he feels he deserves

Gorgeous and definitely the boss of the house

Fuck amazon.

Nothing worse than someone who doesn't keep their word. I never make a promise I don't intend to keep.

Yes in the dog kennels

Nice body

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Any of the marx brothers movies

Monkey business is great. I love horse feathers too

Meteor man. Funny as heck or Barbershop with Ice Cube

Fuck that. I do enough walking round at work. Now if I company offered a well-being extra large pizza with onions and peppers plus a bottle of Pepsi I might take them up on the offer

All of those were seized from taco trump to stop the useless fat bastard from exploding and shit spraying over the white house when he did it

Is that Mike pence way of saying trump is a fucking pussy who bends over and gets fucked by dictators?

Shouldn't that be retitled the art of being a dictators bitch?