sarahtonin 🪬

farhan meant to call me a caterpillar, but his mouth said manatee.

love is blind… but also apparently very, very bad at animals

Halloween is 100 days away.

ok joseph’s gordan levitt

😂

big week for my brown new york girlies

now come to atl and do the same plz

w h A t

like what do u mean you’re a scrum master

well, for starters, i just licked numbing cream

accidentally forgot numbing cream was on my mouth and licked my lips. literally peanuts for brains rattling around in this skull

let’s perhaps do it together

i’m only a little nervous but there’s also zero thoughts in this skull

to my 21 followers - hello, i love you, watch me crash out

i have decided to commit to this theory and miraculously it has been a good day (past 5 days)

tysm for this 😂

if i crash out on bluesky will more people follow me

i literally almost bought a lobster shirt and sent it to you cuz i thought it’d be funny

My fav part about tiktok is the dumb shit that trends… cuz why is this so funny??

buying a house is a scam sold by corporate america and baby boomers i said what i said (coming from a home owner)

fuck a king

next halsey show - i’m going solo and getting pit tickets and standing right at the barricade

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo reaching out for each other’s arm on the poster of ‘Wicked: For Good.’

New poster for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD.’ Out November 21st.

Trailer out Tonight.

i just made farhan listen to Colors for the first time since the Halsey concert is around the corner. I tell him the story behind the song. Tell me how he immediately goes “oh is this why purple is your favorite color?”

a tale as old as time: a brown girl treated poorly by her in laws but her husband is too scared to defend her

Sunita Williams and Barry Wilmore, the two astronauts currently making their return to Earth from Space.

The two astronauts that have been in Space for 9 months have finally begun their 17-hour descent to Earth.

Their mission was originally set to last 8-10 days, but was extended due to their Boeing flight capsule experiencing issues.

b e g g i n g someone to send me something funny, silly, goofy

i genuinely cannot handle the news rn and just need something ANYTHING sent to me that’s not horrific

if i keep telling myself “it’s going to be a good day” do you think it’ll ever actually be a good day?

Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo perform ‘Defying Gravity’ at the #Oscars.

333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.

No Other Land - a documentary about the g*noc*de and destruction in Palestine, written/directed through the eyes of a Palestinian and Israeli together- just won an Oscar