avalon 🧚🏻‍♀️

heard heard heard we will figure something out!!!

“male loneliness epidemic” you are incapable of talking about anything other than your work or how impressive you’ve decided you are. you haven’t asked someone a below-surface level question since you were a child. you aren’t vulnerable with your friends how could you be with a partner??????

a fucking pedophile sexually abused nearly every prospective and actual Olympian gymnast for over two decades, and the political discourse is hyper-fixated on the hypothetical unfairness of trans girls competing with cis girls

I am also unable to leave my sleeping babies rn but I am available late night later this week to bring you sprite and let you bitch as much as you need 💘

been using both of these! the orajel especially has been a lifesaver

actually this is exactly it

haven’t you already de-centered men? you should be on your way to a 🍑 by now

ass looks fatter. gonna credit that to de-centering men

thank you! I’ll try anything til my appointment gets here lol

passing a Shawnee mission school and a ton of students are walking around with signs against ICE, fascism, trump and epstein, etc. horns honking and people cheering for blocks. huge moment of pride and hope

hey what can I do about tooth pain besides ripping my skull out of my head

my baby’s brown sugar cinnamon poptart ready and waiting for us before storytime at the indie bookstore next door 😮‍💨

becoming a regular at a local coffee place >>>>>

who up crying in their voice notes (again)

the other day a friend mentioned wanting a bracelet so I recruited @chuckassplanet.bsky.social to teach me and she did and gifted me beads and all the tools. then I made the bracelets with the friend so they could be part of the process and pick ones they liked. the whole thing made my heart v happy

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Cigarettes only reflect the evil in your heart. If you’re virtuous they can’t harm you.

So much of life is finding the balance between joy and grief. That’s what a lot of it comes down to: joy, grief, and what you do with them

the teenage dirtbag in me recognizes the teenage dirtbag in you

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

thank you that’s better

cmon clap @poopfoot.bsky.social @taulpall64.bsky.social

who up strogan off they beef

Stanford Prison Experiment would be an outstanding band name

"AI, give me a cool nickname"

*the computer, destroying half of the remaining ecosystem in the world*

Result: "tHe biG Shitter"

THE BAR IS IN HELL

happy sassentine’s day 💘💘💘

I hope so

a man who disrespected me*** I am otherwise in full lovergirl mode so please stop making me act like my dad

let a man know how I actually feel instead of being polite 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I could run through a fuckin wall rn