TaLLOOts

I exclaimed “I just witnessed something astonishing!” as I watched one server smack another server on the butt with a check clipboard in passing

oh no the oil change place has loud “young country” blaring out of every ceiling speaker

Bw photo of Zsa Zsa Gabor holding her chin looking serious

Color photo of Zsa Zsa Gabor in a voluminous tomato red off the shoulder gown wearing a diamond and ruby necklace and laughing

ingredients for a Zsa Zsa Gabor bath: extremely hot water, small plate on rim holding a blueberry muffin, iced coffee in a glass jar w straw, small hand towel at the ready to dry hands for phone use, phone
Her mood can be pensive (Heather Cox Richardson) or joyous (ANTM doc)

love

You can’t put a Jesus placard above your “I’ll shoot you if you come on my property” placard! Jesus would not have busted out his glock if u knocked on his mud brick dwelling!

2 medium white dogs sitting on an ottoman

they are both regularly sitting on furniture now!

I know!

2 white dogs who are sisters sit on an ottoman with their forelegs in the same position but one gives us a side eye

I have a cold! Me!

during the cold snap, I whacked down several icicles hanging from the roof and then stuck their broken tubes into a pile of snow for a little icicle garden

I can tell the govt is in a panic over the files when TikTok starts showing me aliens are real videos

Detail of a corner of a painting showing the face of a glum-looking brown dog with a child’s hand cupping its jaw

How your email finds me

I’m happy abt drafts

when I called Steve’s pizza for a takeout order, Steve had to be shushed for talking too loud in the bg

Dawn Clements, Untitled (Colour Kitchen), 2005 Gouache on paper

Dawn Clements,
Untitled (Colour Kitchen), 2005
Gouache on paper

h/t @talluchan.bsky.social

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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😝

I agree I transformed into a space dignitary! The power of the coat! Many compliments!

Yes-exactly how I feel (burning best). When I got to my hotel after the visit I bagged everything I wore in a garbage bag and changed in the general hotel bathroom-the bag is quarantined in a separate section of my luggage for now but hot dryer bound when I get back. Hope my limited exposure was 🏆

my normal coat was hung in a coat closet bf I coukd demur! she had already done a fogger but the internet says they aren’t very effective!

a person with white hair smiling wearing a long white coat chatting w a woman at an art opening

me safe in the knowledge of my hard won immaculate safety

tangental bedbug adjacent situation at relative’s nyc apt! resulted in an abundance of caution on my part! winter coat possibly compromised! spontaneous purchase of a tj maxx white brushed wool wrap coat for $60!

I’m having late pizza

Ep 86: About Dawn Clements w/ Judy Glantzman

I just published a new episode about the artist Dawn Clements: open.spotify.com/episode/4QUa...

I didn’t realize she was video-taping the studio?

the ceramics owner is so mad about a mess left last night that she’s threatening to watch the camera footage?

went back to the pet store with Snickers the cat and she’s still there and she clawed my snow boot. There are some good things in this world!

snowy reservoir walk while the temps are briefly civilized (30)

😭

just fell asleep sipping coffee?