Jando

children are pure of heart because they aren't expected to make any money

I fuckin love it when a protag is secretly ace and you only know that because the author briefly mentions that the protag has never been in a relationship and also doesn't want to be in one and then it just never gets mentioned again.

also, you are never gunna be as good as the person you compare yourself to. So you should also stop doing that in general.

And if you're struggling to not compare yourself to others, you need therapy, dawg

if not therapy, go outside and look into the distance

I'm tired of hearing "I wanna do [x] but I know I'd be bad at it..."

Practice then 😐️

also if you're not doing something that you want to do just cause you'd be bad at it, you might actually need therapy, dawg.

*has an intense borderline unhealthy obsession with doing a thing and has been doing it their entire life without any breaks and it's all they think about and they couldn't even imagine doing anything else with their time*

Gee, I sure wish I was as gifted/talented as that guy over there ¯\_(ᐛ )_/¯

I started scrolling social media on my phone this year and I just noticed something crazy. This is my first year in a while where I didn't finish a single book. Not one. I started probably 10-20 of them but ended up dropping nearly all of them. I think I spent more time on reels than I did reading.

Can the AI bubble hurry tf up and pop already 😭

I'm half way through watching Psychodessy. It's actually insane how parasocial I feel for that workplace. The whole always being overworked and stressed part be damned, I istg I'm gunna get a job like that one of these days.

A meme with 4 panels. A doctor exclaims, "Oh my god! It says here the baby was due in 1993". Ashamed, the woman responds in tears, "I'm really sorry... I'm very lazy...". The doctor buries his head in his hands. He has nothing to say. The woman is left waiting with a fully grown human in fetal position, protruding from her belly. "What now?"she asks. The meme is watermarked by 9GAG.com

I deeply relate to this meme of a woman who waited a long time before seeing a doctor about her extreme postterm pregnancy because she is very lazy.

Recently I've been bringing up politics with friends and I've had the devastating realization that I've fallen for the consensus bias all my life. It feels really jarring right now but I think I just gotta keep bringing up current events and hopefully with time they will become more normal wit it.

Lore drop: I grew up around insano right wingers who were always starting shouting matches and burning bridges. For that reason, my parents taught me to never talk about politics. (fun fact: I later learned that one of my trump supporter extended family members has their own wikipedia article 😐️).

I really need to get into expressing my political beliefs.

It's a big, beautiful world. A BBW for short.

YouTube video by Interplanetary Everything in the Solar System orbits the center of mass (it's rarely in the center of the Sun!)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oauf...
did you know that earth's orbit isn't centered at the sun?

ngl I 100% believed putting bread in the fridge slowed it from getting stale

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Interesting read. Mostly because I've never heard about 90% of the misconceptions on this list.

I know someone like this. Most people dont know enough to correct them. Without anyone to challenge their beliefs, they are free to bullshit anything they want.

YouTube video by dd o0 bentl lesbian dogwood and the disaster life thereof: part 1

wanna see something really fucking cool?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-do...

what do you meaan most of Arcanes' backgrounds are handpainted 2D illustrations?? I'm looking at it rn and I genuinely can't tell what is 3D and what is 2D 😭 my world view is in shambles rn

no, the video is not pixelated, coke music just looks like that

I'm done with FL. From now on, I use coke music 🔥🔥🥤

People need to be more conscious about how leaving a negative review will hurt sales for a small business. Dont leave a negative review just cause you personally didnt like something.

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter." -Shigeru Miyamoto On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

thinking about getting into papercraft

It's Brian with a word bubble that says I want more seven out of 10 games with whatever graphics and weird ideas made by cool people that don't use ai and I'm not kidding

My friend keeps sending me videos with captions like "send this to your friend whos still in the closet" or "send this to your friend who acts straight but secretly slays". I didnt even know i was closeted 😭 how do i act more bi?

I feel like american urgent care is the healthcare equivalent of saying "just fuck my shit up" at the barbershop

ngl I would eat plastic icecream

damn, it feels like 2020 was only 5 years ago...