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The really Good advocate at work is having trouble caring about or doing things bc of politics too so I’m actually kind of feeling better about myself tbh

Comedy moment from neurology today~

My neurologist: we wanted to get you off the topomax bc of the brain fog right?
Me: I can’t actually remember????

When ur hot lady neurologist gives u a third med as a treat 😌😌😌

I neeeeeed everyone to watch The Expanse already so I can talk about the straight up hottie who is playing Bobbie Draper because oh my GOD what a babe

Logically I know that I need to go back to getting allergy shots again so that the trees stop punishing me and controlling my life but goddamn I do not want to 😭 they make my joints hurt so bad 😭😭😭

Propanalol is an actual miracle drug wdym I can just not feel anxious

Reading everything all the time does not make me safer or better able to protect myself, and having limits does not make me a piece of shit
Black and white thinking is not gonna serve me. Freezing is not gonna serve me. Doomerism is not gonna serve me. It feels good, tempting, but it doesn’t help.

Our ancestors didn’t have any promises that things could be better or any pictures of it but they still pressed on and it’s because they did that that I am here today
The work will never be over so instead I have to find spaces in between for joy and connection and creation

Writing the things down so I remember:
Every time there is progress there is pushback
When I was a kid I didn’t think we would ever have rights or consideration and there has been a lot of change in a relatively short amount of time, so I know it’s possible, I have seen it with my eyes

Today I was sooo good bc after I read about politics and felt like dying, I put down my phone and did an actual tangible task to make me feel less overwhelmed by life (please clap)

Screen capture of a drugs.com support groups page that says “Join the Grapefruit Juice group to help and get support from people like you.”

Was trying to google drug interactions today and found this... Can’t believe there’s finally a support group out there for people like me 😭

“Hang on- I have to transcribe your previous jokes,” @daunvaliant.bsky.social ‘s creative process

Wow who knew you and my dad have the same taste

Why do you hate the best Star Trek film?

It's pretty crazy that the Nimoy estate let them put the dancing baby from ally mcbeal in that new cgi movie

I still haven’t liked 10 posts so BlueSky has been like encouraging me and reminding me that it’s going to build my discover page based on what I like 😰 but I keep forgetting so my whole feed may end up being gay Star Trek jokes and cookie dupe suggestions

Sign the Petition Urge Keebler to Reintroduce Danish Wedding Cookies

I don’t even have to make a please sign my petition joke bc some other incredible soul has gone ahead and made a petition!!!!! www.change.org/p/urge-keebl...

There is a small but dedicated segment of our society that has been devastated by this decision. Does Keebler know what they’ve done? Do they know about the black market that grew in their wake, that boxes of unknowable manufacturing date are being sold for $35 on eBay to vulnerable idiots like me?

Every single day I have to wake up and live with the fact that Keebler discontinued Danish Wedding Cookies.

I have to go on and pretend its okay that I live in a world where we just accepted that the best cookie ever commercially made was quietly ended and no one even wrote a gd thinkpiece about it

Just a fun little fact

If u stop clapping I’ll die

Screenshot of a tweet says, “Excuse me the correct pronunciation is Florida Ma’am”