Dev

for me it’s that, as @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social can attest, Myles would be a truly top tier poster but he refuses to post

now for something completely different

tysm my middle nail on my right hand broke before I was ready to say goodbye to the rest so it’s a ghost now

cabled knitting that forms a maple leaf and acorns

the cables form little leaves and acorns, if you even care

every sweater I make is my favorite but I suspect this one is going to be an especial favorite

a piece of knitting still on the needles featuring various leaves set against an off white background

sweater progress

she’s having a top secret meeting with my sister’s puppy actually

I love these little tells. my favorite was “you look like you lost a dollar and found a nickel” which I’m pretty sure is an english expression with american currency subbed in.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

thank you so much

I am begging you to tell me how to watch this

I’m starving but my pencil will bring forth a cleansing fire.

*taps sign

I once took a first date to the edward gorey museum, where they have the masterpiece mystery credits playing on a loop. later found out that a. she did not know or care much about edward gorey, and b. she had always been terrified of the masterpiece mystery theme

truly we do not talk about this enough

there are other worlds than these

Purple nails with holographic glitter

if anyone needs me I’ll be sitting in the sunlight staring at my hands

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM

PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK

DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

my sister had a tinder date with a guy on vacation from the UK and his big goal was to see a raccoon which unfortunately did not happen for him but he did get to see the possum that lived in her yard which I believe he was equally happy about

Myles: “did you see they’re euthanizing Scruff McGruff? too woke. 😔”

someone is furious with me because I cleaned poop off her head with a baby wipe

anyway I’ve been reading a lot of Stephen King and listening to Billy Joel and feeling very nostalgic and also grateful as hell to not be 15 anymore

impossible to adequately describe the joy that comes from completely reimmersing yourself in your most all-encompassing teenage obsessions in your 30s

oh now that we’ve both told work I guess I can announce that Myles and I are moving again (to new jersey this time)

my sister and I are in our 30s and our mom is still salty that when she picked our names (Devan and Hailey) she’d never met anyone with them and as soon as we were born they were suddenly everywhere

excellent I’m only at two

bear in mind I am 34

it’s been a long week how many martinis do we think I can get away with tonight before it becomes a problem

not hedgehogs, unfortunately

Myles says he won’t watch the five hour Billy Joel documentary with me. ☹️ divorce?

JAIL