@nabbit-awesome.bsky.social
Nabbit Courier service Rulesπ: -Dont do anything that would get you blocked :)
Had your package stolen?
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
Have a good day! βοΈ
-N
Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad
21.07.2025 08:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im gonna blame the typos on the intern
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β οΈDear customers in the Peach Beach areaβ οΈ
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
Go! Chiitan!! :D
06.07.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi dad, I guess...?
29.06.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mischievous
29.06.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're welcome, Im glad everything worked out with shipping, please leave a positive review on my courier service if everything was to your liking!
29.06.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yoooo hes so rotund!! :D
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spooky! I like!
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes true, I agree, gimme your moneys
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't know they lived that long
23.06.2025 16:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! π¦
Get well soon!
Cow, that is insane, are you ok?
21.06.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ACAB
21.06.2025 06:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YOU'RE STILL RUNNING ME OVER!!! PSYCHO!
21.06.2025 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DONT JUMP OF A BUILDING FOR IT THO!!!
Happy you're choosing to represent the brand, but please looks into more normal ways of acquiring merchandise
Thats how I played him in nsmb U :P
20.06.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[ooc] I think Nabbit is supposed to be a bit of a troll character to annoy your friends with. Stealing powerups and throwing them down cliffs while not taking any damage himself and all
20.06.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, while I see the usefulness in fireballs, the only real benefit would be to rid bowsers goons but since I would be damaging the business relations I have with bowser, I don't see any value in it. Besides, they're not really standing in my way anyways, so what do I have to gain...
20.06.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His greed sickens me
(he reminds me of myself)
The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...
20.06.2025 21:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GETTING bullied!?
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
I appreciate that you stopped, but god damn, those first few times were annoying...
20.06.2025 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im delivering parcels, why are you harassing me
20.06.2025 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True!
20.06.2025 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Easy mode?
No I just am on good terms with bowser so I just dont beef with his goons.
Weve got a strong business relationship going on.
Its mario making things needlessly dificult.
How fo you think Bowser got his hands on all those powerups lately, you think he collects them himself??
I love ice-cream :)
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