@nabbit-awesome.bsky.social
Nabbit Courier service Rulesπ: -Dont do anything that would get you blocked :)
Neat!!
09.08.2025 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good news! From now on, your deliveries are projected to arrive 45% faster!!
I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!
Had your package stolen?
Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
Have a good day! βοΈ
-N
Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad
21.07.2025 08:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im gonna blame the typos on the intern
07.07.2025 15:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
β οΈDear customers in the Peach Beach areaβ οΈ
Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.
We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit
Go! Chiitan!! :D
06.07.2025 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi dad, I guess...?
29.06.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mischievous
29.06.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're welcome, Im glad everything worked out with shipping, please leave a positive review on my courier service if everything was to your liking!
29.06.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yoooo hes so rotund!! :D
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spooky! I like!
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes true, I agree, gimme your moneys
29.06.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't know they lived that long
23.06.2025 16:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! π¦
Get well soon!
Cow, that is insane, are you ok?
21.06.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ACAB
21.06.2025 06:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YOU'RE STILL RUNNING ME OVER!!! PSYCHO!
21.06.2025 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DONT JUMP OF A BUILDING FOR IT THO!!!
Happy you're choosing to represent the brand, but please looks into more normal ways of acquiring merchandise
Thats how I played him in nsmb U :P
20.06.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[ooc] I think Nabbit is supposed to be a bit of a troll character to annoy your friends with. Stealing powerups and throwing them down cliffs while not taking any damage himself and all
20.06.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, while I see the usefulness in fireballs, the only real benefit would be to rid bowsers goons but since I would be damaging the business relations I have with bowser, I don't see any value in it. Besides, they're not really standing in my way anyways, so what do I have to gain...
20.06.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His greed sickens me
(he reminds me of myself)
The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...
20.06.2025 21:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GETTING bullied!?
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!
I appreciate that you stopped, but god damn, those first few times were annoying...
20.06.2025 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im delivering parcels, why are you harassing me
20.06.2025 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True!
20.06.2025 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Easy mode?
No I just am on good terms with bowser so I just dont beef with his goons.
Weve got a strong business relationship going on.
Its mario making things needlessly dificult.
How fo you think Bowser got his hands on all those powerups lately, you think he collects them himself??
