Girthmasterr

Oops i didn’t see you down there

Absolutely

One thing that made me happy today is that the nice older British lady who does the cleaning advice on TikTok just stiched/answered a cleaning question from Girthmaster, a Tiktok gentleman who does exactly what you think he does, given his username.

Certified sunshine lover

Where are my bathwater drinkers at?

This is me

Two holes are better than one 😇

Pls share with your horny friends 🫶

Who likes watching guys use toys?

Post-use is crazy hot

Girthmaster implies the existence of a girthapprentice

I did a dildo scavenger hunt around London yesterday and it was so much fun

🥹

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying ok , i understand . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying ok , i understand .

Okay okay I’ll say it.

I don’t be watching yt porn, but this persons name is famous in SW, so I took a peek into Girthmaster and let me tell yall something.. thats a man that UNDERSTANDS women. Very much Female Gaze type of SW.

What if I fucked you with my dildo while you suck my dick?

The penis reduction was a success!
Thanks for all the support 💕

Was about to post about how down bad & horny I am right now then realized it’s not even 7am yet

Smh some people can’t even get one and you’re out here with two…. GREEEEDY (I love it tho, DP when?)

Are you twisting clockwise or counter clockwise? I’m twisting clockwise

But what if I used you just as a friend?

This was surprisingly comfortable

I’ll follow @girthmasterr.bsky.social on main, idgaf

This was surprisingly comfortable

Hahaha shhhh, I just can’t stop making the joke. The town is Ushuaia

The Falkland Islands? What fawkin islands!

My face is cold can I warm it up in your thighs?

Is this what chicks do at sleepovers?

I feel like everybody can tell I don’t usually wear beanies

Ushuaia? I barely know her!