Jeff Drake

Pretty sure that Trump counts every time there’s a pause in the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict as one of the wars he’s stopped/solved.

Anyone who refers to Star Wars as “A New Hope” instead of just calling it “Star Wars” is a coward and a traitor.

I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon

Guys, follow this account. Because then sprinkles throughout the shitshow of whatever is happening today you get wonderful paintings by Edward Hopper. And it’s a really nice respite.

Well, their second album Hydra is an unsung banger.

According to the CDC+ (the new, better version of the CDC), NOT putting a plastic bag over your head causes autism.

We don't really know how bicycles work.

The Democrats. ZING!

Yes. Exactly.

I have no objection permanence, so this is perfect for me!

People are turning this latest Truth Social post into a “hilarious” meme. I mean, I get that it’s easy to turn the words of these dangerous clowns (RFK Jr included) into comedy, because these people are clowns.

But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.

Don’t even get me started on this guy.

“Don’t HAVE to, no. But prefer to, yes.”

Quiet, Piggy.

trump with pig nose and ears, text: QUIET PIGGY

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

I remember that guy!

“Please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math.” —John Oliver saying the thing everyone should be saying every day until all the files are released

another mess

A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Wait……..WHAT?

It doesn’t matter if people on the Right who might choose to oppose Trump, like MTG, swing closer to the middle or further to the right. Their usefulness begins and ends with breaking ranks.

(Also: They’re most likely going harder to the Right.)

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Re: Trump v. MTG: When two gross and horrible people collide, you are not obligated to take a side. It’s okay to just enjoy the mutually assured destruction.

Full agreement. Every book is a delight.

This is the paradox of tolerance, the treason of free speech: We hesitate to admit that some people are just fucking evil and need to be stopped. — @nkjemisin.bsky.social
“The Ones Who Stay and Fight”

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Whatever middle aged white men think is okay IS OKAY.

To clarify:

30-year-olds who talk about loving Hitler on a text chain are “just kids” making a mistake.

15-year-old girls are adults.

Unless they want to vote. Or have any agency.

sometimes it will just hit me that over a million americans died from covid in a short period of time and we never had a national mourning. we never collectively grieved. we never honored the dead. this feels like a failure