Fully on board for this Magnum reboot.
Who says we have to choose?
Two things can be true at once!
Saw someone refer to it as Operation Epstein Fury.
That feels like a keeper.
This Canadian premier just accused Donald Trump of starting the Iran war to cover up the Epstein Files Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.
It was physically IMPOSSIBLE for that guys to NOT teabag someone.
This happened to him maybe once. More likely, he heard about it happening to a friend of a friend at another school.
Blade RUNNER? Not around the pool, I hope
“Ever thought of going back to the old country and visiting the land of your ancestors?”
“I was born in Omaha.”
No kidding? We got a city in Nebraska with the same name!”
“the max landis g.i. joe treatment” absolutely sounds like a sex crime
Search your camera roll for “Hell”
This issue of Nanette is titled...
...The Spider
Know your history.
Jimmy Carter went on to build more affordable homes than any other president.
For the life of me, I don’t understand why we instantly became okay with the concept of “paying a (transaction) fee to the administration.” Those words were literally NEVER spoken before this administration.
This isn’t enough. But it’s the right direction. More of this. From EVERY Democrat.
Oh yes.
Up through the 1930s, State Fairs across America featured head on collisions between trains. The first occurred at the Iowa State Fair in 1896 before a crowd of 20,000. This video is from the Minnesota State Fair during the Great Depression, as featured in the poster below:
Brilliance by Ruben Bolling.
Yes, I’m still doing my ridiculous podcast with my friend Brooke.
Everything the orange idiot does is transactional. If there’s no profit to be made from something, he WILL NOT DO IT. Guaranteed that he and his family are making money off the soaring oil prices. Guaranteed.
Great new package redesign!
Same great price!
…oh shit, wait a second.
…and quitting after 9.
Pete Hegseth at a military funeral, solemnly ripping off his shirt to perform a 21-push up salute to the fallen.
ok ill bite, whats oil
It surprises me how much I enjoy the WBC. Maybe it’s because so much else that’s happening is so awful? Might have something to do with it.
The inspiration for the Simpsons episode where Homer eats the hot chili pepper?
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
