allison

quitting my job to dedicate my life to mushqoom nation this summer don’t worry

Breaking News Trump is preparing to fire Kristi Noem, advisers say

BRING YOUR PUPPIES INSIDE

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just logged on KRISTI NOEM FIRED??????

I actually woke up early enough to get to work on time but instead I sat in bed on phone. damn

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

not joever. still joecurring. I’m going to become the joeker #survivor50

😭

okay anyway

Joe telling Daddy Jeff about his argument with Devens like he’s at the principal’s office #survivor50

Ozzy GAVE Cirie his extra vote!!

That's so dumb of him!

I'm so happy!!! #Survivor50

the vibe at this tribal is kind of cracking me up #survivor50

Cirie Fields and Emily Flippen sitting in a hammock

#survivor50

guys is it joever IS IT JOEVER…….PLEASE LET IT BE JOEVER PLEASE #SURVIVOR50

these confessionals are so cathartic NCMGKGKDN #survivor50

Joe’s PTSD can best be treated by never playing Survivor again #survivor50

Shrek yelling

if they teased a Joe blindside they better be GIVING US a Joe blindside #Survivor50

bitch I can't keep doing this every week #survivor50

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wrangling giant snakes………everything reminds me of him #survivor50

Jeff took this photo of us running tonight’s reward challenge. I wish I could say my team won but we did not. 😭 #Survivor50

THAT PART

not nearly enough EMILY FLIPPEN for me #survivor50

my lazy-ass duo 🩷 #Survivor #Survivor50

You awaken in a cold sweat, disoriented by the suffocating darkness around you. A rumbling, disembodied voice pierces through the heavy silence. “Hey, it’s Billie Eilish” #Survivor50

oh he’s fed the fuck UPPP LMFAOOO #survivor50

YES DEVENS‼️‼️‼️ YOUR GAME WOULD FREE UP IF YOU GOT RID OF JOE😃😃😃 #Survivor50

this confessional look is frying me #Survivor50

so in 2 episodes:
- kyle got medevaced
- coach got a leg cramp
- christian pooped himself
…we are so back

#Survivor #Survivor50

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nobody:

coach:

coach doing his best vinny cramping cosplay #survivor50

No you would have died without the safety divers Coach
#Survivor50