allison

sooooo true actually head canoning this . or maybe they just built one in another building in the main area bc I’m sure nasa didn’t have much else going on 😭

it’s sick and twisted.

oh my god……genuinely so brave

literally 😭😭😭

I will avoid that nasty liquid glass UI as long as I can so help me god

a glowing skeleton is standing on a red surface . ALT: a glowing skeleton is standing on a red surface .

me excited for the new emojis versus remembering I’d have to upgrade my ios to get them

jag POV picture

Jag has won the power of the next CEO of BlueSky!

LMAOOOO she’s just rotating :)

uncanny valleymgmt!!

front-facing jurymgmt

i’m seeing a lot of speculation on the skyline so i thought i’d come and clear the air… yes, i’ve been offered the position as new bluesky ceo, and i’ll be taking it up shortly. my first order of business will be deactivating all accounts not following me ☺️🦋

a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer ALT: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer

well ?????

actually not insider at all lmfao it's just the distance between the main campus and the training center, apparently it says they walk from one to the other but it's a 20 min drive 😭 like andy please that's on google maps!!

friend who works at nasa told me a nasa detail that andy weir got wrong in project hail mary and now I feel like I know insider government secrets

BB26 cam Sullivan-brown

I miss him #bbsky

#BBSky

just checked my email and the headphone replacements are getting delivered tomorrow......and I'm seeing movie tomorrow so I won't be able to get them until wednesday after work..................I will be normal I will be normal I will be normal

this is the one

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

CERAMIC ZOO PAL oh my god genius.........making a mental note

and they did [pretend I put the nodding emoji here I'm on desktop and windows doesn't have it]

a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position . ALT: a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position .

I will be normal today. I will be normal today. I will not get overstimulated at work by my coworker's keyboard just because the foam pads on my headphones wore out and they aren't as noise-cancelling. I ordered replacements that get delivered today. I will be normal today. I will be normal today.

I don’t know what possessed me to post this or where “butter my butt and call me a biscuit” lived in my brain but anyways good morning bloomfs

BB27 Captain Will gesturing to himself in confusion/befuddlement. meant to evoke the gif of 50 cent going “what’d he say ‘fuck me’ for?”

meanwhile snow peas:

a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people .

you wanna F me? I KNOW MOST PEOPLE DO!

JON M. CHU? *THE* acclaimed director of Now You See Me 2 wants ME to take a first look at the canva create lineup? well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

nice try, get out the way, you're in our way, you bottom feeder! too bad you couldn't stay, you're in our way, get lost forever!

thinking abt zoo pals

oh he had flashbacks…………