allison

gay choir is kind of singing a todrick song (he covered it but the arrangement is based on his cover so . the sheet music has his name on it) and it’s crazy that I’m expected to act normal when seeing his name causes a 100-pound lore anvil to fall on my head

citizen app sends you 1,000,000 notifications a day but it’s worth it because every now and then you get one that is absolutely a brand new sentence

a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach . ALT: a man is carrying a yellow mop on a beach .

i’m on it boss 🫡

fuck if bluesky is dying it’s probably because I’m less active during the workday. so sorry guys I haven’t been hitting my quota. I’ll start putting in more hours

GORJEOUSE GIRLS OMGGGG. this is so iconic this is soooo iconic

I feel like I took that quiz before and got a different answer so I think I just contain multitudes

AMAZING

is this good . I don’t go here

I lied. the entire pointless discourse cycle was actually worth it just for this

oh MANY PEOPLE should be taking notes there WILL be a quiz later. matter of fact let’s do a socratic seminar

most reviews are 4-5 stars and the book has a 4.19 rating somehow so the 1-2 star reviews are like a cozy corner of my people <3

book that I read an arc of last september and left a bad review of on goodreads keeps getting likes bc the book finally came out 2 weeks ago this is so validating

noooo thankfully, marked safe from that at least😭💀

FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONEEE omg. having a song called toes is crazy work actually 😭😭😭😭

nvm I heard that song so much growing up I assumed it was universal 😭 my bad

sorry y’all it’s rodeo season I’m contractually obligated by the city of houston to be a country music apologist for 3 weeks. tried to keep it separate from the skyline but I slipped up. won’t happen again carry on folks

disclaimer this is the only zac brown band song I know and I also have 0 knowledge of his politics. posting song lyrics =/= official jurymgmt endorsement ⚠️

if you don’t know zac brown yes you do
🎶 LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED, COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT, AND THE RADIO UUUUUP 🎶

emily in her gray cardigan taking notes from fashion icon cirie fields YUPPPP #survivor50

Rizcharlies up, kamilitary up, cirie stans up, 45 truthers up #Survivor50

“THIS IS SURVIVOR, YOURE GONNA GET A LITTLE CTE” #survivor50

oh nvm.

is that even joe I can’t tell 😭

oh no is joe gonna grab the wrong one #survivor50

The rizcharlie doomed yaoi we're in for omg #Survivor50

a man with a beard is standing in front of a glass door . ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a glass door .

rizo: I voted for savannah actually!
charlie:

it’s making me laugh so hard like he was DEAD SERIOUS in that confessional oh my god

Jeff Probst rapped this episode #Survivor