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@jurymgmt.bsky.social

26 ✿ reality tv and whatnot houston, texas πŸŸ πŸŸ’πŸ”΅ https://boxd.it/RPLf πŸ”΅πŸŸ’πŸŸ 

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sooooo true actually head canoning this . or maybe they just built one in another building in the main area bc I’m sure nasa didn’t have much else going on 😭

10.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s sick and twisted.

10.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god……genuinely so brave

10.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

literally 😭😭😭

10.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will avoid that nasty liquid glass UI as long as I can so help me god

10.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a glowing skeleton is standing on a red surface . ALT: a glowing skeleton is standing on a red surface .

me excited for the new emojis versus remembering I’d have to upgrade my ios to get them

10.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
jag POV picture

jag POV picture

Jag has won the power of the next CEO of BlueSky!

09.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAOOOO she’s just rotating :)

09.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

uncanny valleymgmt!!

09.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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front-facing jurymgmt

09.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m seeing a lot of speculation on the skyline so i thought i’d come and clear the air… yes, i’ve been offered the position as new bluesky ceo, and i’ll be taking it up shortly. my first order of business will be deactivating all accounts not following me β˜ΊοΈπŸ¦‹

09.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer ALT: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer

well ?????

09.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

actually not insider at all lmfao it's just the distance between the main campus and the training center, apparently it says they walk from one to the other but it's a 20 min drive 😭 like andy please that's on google maps!!

09.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

friend who works at nasa told me a nasa detail that andy weir got wrong in project hail mary and now I feel like I know insider government secrets

09.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak . ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .
09.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BB26 cam Sullivan-brown

BB26 cam Sullivan-brown

I miss him #bbsky

09.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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#BBSky

09.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

just checked my email and the headphone replacements are getting delivered tomorrow......and I'm seeing movie tomorrow so I won't be able to get them until wednesday after work..................I will be normal I will be normal I will be normal

09.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the one

09.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

09.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

CERAMIC ZOO PAL oh my god genius.........making a mental note

09.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and they did [pretend I put the nodding emoji here I'm on desktop and windows doesn't have it]

09.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position . ALT: a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position .

I will be normal today. I will be normal today. I will not get overstimulated at work by my coworker's keyboard just because the foam pads on my headphones wore out and they aren't as noise-cancelling. I ordered replacements that get delivered today. I will be normal today. I will be normal today.

09.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what possessed me to post this or where β€œbutter my butt and call me a biscuit” lived in my brain but anyways good morning bloomfs

09.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BB27 Captain Will gesturing to himself in confusion/befuddlement. meant to evoke the gif of 50 cent going β€œwhat’d he say β€˜fuck me’ for?”

BB27 Captain Will gesturing to himself in confusion/befuddlement. meant to evoke the gif of 50 cent going β€œwhat’d he say β€˜fuck me’ for?”

meanwhile snow peas:

09.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people .

you wanna F me? I KNOW MOST PEOPLE DO!

09.03.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JON M. CHU? *THE* acclaimed director of Now You See Me 2 wants ME to take a first look at the canva create lineup? well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

09.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nice try, get out the way, you're in our way, you bottom feeder! too bad you couldn't stay, you're in our way, get lost forever!

09.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking abt zoo pals

09.03.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh he had flashbacks…………

09.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0