Wait! I’m just learning that the wedding at halftime yesterday was real! WHAT ELSE WAS REAL? Was a lady really getting a manicure right there? Was a there a guy selling Piragua in the middle of the field? Was the dominos game for real? If so, who won? Did a little kid win a grammy? So many questions

Oompa Loompa waiting for a bite. Waiting for the customers who only come at night 🎶

A lady at the gym told me “have a perfect day” as she was leaving and now that’s the way I want to say goodbye to everyone 🥹

The pretty beautiful hot skinny young actress wins over Demi Moore in The Substance…. The story repeats itself.

Mikey was good in the movie but Demi and Fernanda had much stronger more meaningful performances.

I’m at intermission for Hadestown. The directions for going to the bathroom were “stand against the wall”.

“So what happened to him at the end?”

“Last thing I heard he was out of the state”

“Of delirium or New York?”

Life is what happens while you’re busy hoping that next week will be warmer…

The Empire State is celebrating Wicked.

My last comment of the night is that I won 15 dollars from the sweepstakes. Thanks for following my Super Bowl journey. I aspire to become the Philomena Cunk of sports.

I was about to ask how many quarters there were. Thankfully I stopped myself before I embarrassed myself.

I really like this choreo. It’s so simple and yet so cool. #halftime

It’s been over one hour and they haven’t shown #Taylorswift in the audience. Is it fair to start feeling disappointed?

Jason Alexander looks like he’s about to compete in Squid game

Judging by the uniforms, this could easily be a Gryffindor vs Slytherin game.

I’m not sure who to root for. On one hand I’m ok with supporting Taylor Swift’s boyfriend. On the other, I’ve been to #Philadelphia. Both reasons feel equally legitimate to me.

Welcome to your unofficial, game-long commentary on the #superbowl from a persona who doesn’t quite understans the game. I hope you enjoy. This is also a good time to snooze me in the very off chance that you find this annoying. 🏈🏈🏈

Today I learned that the lyrics in #CicleOfLife say “The sun’s rolling high through the saphire skies” and not “The sun’s roaring high”. I though the idea of the sun roaring was fierce, on theme, and pure poetry. I may just make the choice of singing that wrong for the rest of my life.