flattio

boykissers at a coffee shop! this is our current discord discovery banner!

why would you be on mastadon anyway

i have a new handle because i own boykisser.cafe now

MUNTING

please dont be about boykisser cafe 🙏

gleep gorp for president

sound sussy bro, might be the imposter

im starting to shit think sucks

hahaha uncut penis

🤤

im not jelqing to anyone because the braindead annoying orange won

if this ages badly i will record a video of me munting eipstien

im gonna jelq to kamala harris since no body wanted to pick a character ;-;

if kamala harris wins ill jelq to the character who has the most likes in the comments below

happy halloween faggots

🤤

cancelled

idk if anyone else can read this besides me

why cant i plug a usb into my bladder to off load my piss data onto the usb stick so i dont have to piss piss in my piss toilet

upsetting

cat with binky in their mouth

You are now manually blinking

crazy man grabbing young boy

if i hear one more think about lunchly or donald trump im gonna lose my marbles

man stretching his legs out, like a yoga pose, but funny

i cant hide likes on bluesky to my knowledge

my addiction of liking furries with big booba has been exposed

ong im boutta crash out

i quit twitter

im sharted again

i sharted