Somebody come fuck my pussy tonight 🥵

can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to see charm bracelets come back in style

Please.

Mind you, this man was wearing clear acrylic glasses so I clocked him immediately + he followed me on instagram immediately after the meeting which is very gay of him

a PM on my jobsite texted me after meeting me for the first time during a subcontractor meeting to tell me he had his husband doing research on me during the meeting lol I’m flattered

Happy St Paddy’s Pay 🍀

1, 2, 3 🎞️
@governorhomo.bsky.social @cptnhook.bsky.social

Added something to my gym fit

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Pls tell Austin that Arby’s is good so he’ll start going w me

I’m only doing gym videos in this format from here on out…should really help me assess the technique 🌭

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

nighty night

Why have I never heard of this?! Thanks for sharing, friend 🩷

I do fear this may cure my winter blues

Just when I think the current state of the country couldn’t get any worse, I find out that our Paper Source location is closing 🥲

Beefy daddy ordered the full service

and it needed to be said!!

not to be a boomer but why are haircuts so expensive?? I just had a random memory of my mom paying $8 + tip for a haircut when I was in middle school. Now that shits $41 🤢

Take it bro

Please list some reasons for hope, if you have any.

What a fuckin beautiful ass😋

gonna tell my kids this was sharpay evans