amanda

incredible stuff from my catsitter. just look at this guy

why does everyone assume I know the bad romance choreography. I do not know the bad romance choreography

bookmarking for myself tbh bc there are so many trends, both esoteric And extremely niche, that I’ve predicted with no proof and I just feel like this is a good way to give myself a random confidence boost

I’m predicting magic/magicians are going to strike a new cultural chord in the next ~2 years. repackaging blind faith as a morally neutral participation, while adding a little whimsy, street videos on TikTok are so normie now, etc etc… u can bookmark this and @ me when u see it happening ty

the broskis are learning about the magic of christmas

one month later and nothing has changed. love that love it here

a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth . ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .

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Two handsome gentlemen cats, one whom is very fluffy and looks to be scrutinizing his surroundings, and the other whom is very chubby and looks confused, sit atop a brightly colored floral carpet.

new rug is lil bros approved

Silence/inaction is how hatred and oppression fueled by apathy and greed wins. Staying as safe as you can, networking, checking in on loved ones, supporting each other, and building communities of love, kindness, and understanding? Is how they lose, and empathy, connection, and love wins.

Two handsome gentlemen cat pose together, one with his head popping out of a play tunnel, the other staring down the camera from behind it.

we are very serious about playtime

I get home after 2 weeks away later tn and CANNOT WAIT TO SEE MY BOYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

they’re all best friends btw

it will only ever be capable of replicating a *study* of perspective. it will never actually have perspective— whether that’s the emotion or the actual craft of aesthetics. which is the whole point of art.

hes just gonna have to come to worlds with me i guess 😩

A handsome gentleman cat sits prim and proper in a suitcase, his wide, eager eyes pleading with the camera.

wtf am I gonna do? LEAVE THE COUNTRY when he’s looking at me like this?

wild robot made me hysterical no fewer than like 17 times. Everything you think is going to happen is exactly what ends up happening and yet. u still cry

and now he’s practicing his olympic diving apparently

A handsome, fluffy cat sits at the edge of a bathtub staring into the water. His tail drapes the top of the water.

i mean. i guess this is what happens when u name your cat Fish

"any plans this weekend?"

me: yep. big writing weekend ahead.

the writing weekend in question:

A rotund cat sleeps in a basket, on his back with his paws in the air, looking very content.

he doesn’t know what a skeet is and i think that’s beautiful

having an existential crisis about how to pack for a two week trip that has work, regular shenanigans, upscale birthday shenanigans, AND requires room left in my suitcase to bring home enough oxford merch to account for the the next ten years or so of family Xmas presents

I don’t understand why entertainment outlets write and re-write that “toxic fandom” article without ever going deep on the fact that 90% of the time, heat isn’t coming from “fandom,” it’s coming from right-wing political groups injecting far-right ideas into highly visible subcultures. It’s an op.

A screenshot that reads: Experiment: Understanding the importance of context Imagine that any of the three people you described in one sentence (in Experiment 3.2 'Characterising people') has died. This may be very sad to imagine. But suppose you were asked to make a speech at this person's funeral, and in that speech you were duty-bound to discuss what you, and perhaps others, long regarded as your subject's greatest fault. Think what tone you would take.

this homework assignment ??? why don’t you just k*ll ME instead omg

the gabapentin bros

everyone stop bringing the second moon down by saying shes “sorta” or “kinda” a moon she is real to ME

A series of illustrations featuring the Sanrio cartoon cat named Chococat, a black cat with expressive eyes and long whiskers. The illustrations show Chococat in four moods including focused, motivated, excited, and joyful

going abroad for work and having 3 travel periods through eoy and having my birthday and several friends birthdays and being in school again and all of my other communal obligations is not gonna be a problem to maintain said routine. everything is going to be PERFECT and i am going to feel like THIS

hit the sweet spot of depression care where i have an exact routine to do to sustain the mental/physical energy to eat exactly (1) Real Food a day. as long as the circumstances of my life remain exactly the same from now on, which is a really healthy and reasonable expectation, i can totally do this

of all the things to go viral for it had to be this fucking post SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEEEE

casual mention to this bar owner that i have homemade marinara sauce in my car leads to his chef running out to get us all bread for to try my marinara sauce together .. love is real bc i make it myself from scratch and always keep extra on me just in case etc