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A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com

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We did this

23.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Bari to CBS: ok, fine we'll cut him loose, but only if we can wait for @notalawyer.bsky.social to say on @ifbookspod.bsky.social that we aren't.

23.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The "Epstein Is A Moral Panic" Moral Panic | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

This month's bonus episode is about how "technically it's ephebophilia" went mainstream

23.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

that book is so bad that @ifbookspod.bsky.social made 2 episodes about it

21.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8669    πŸ” 1086    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 184

@ifbookspod.bsky.social was right - not just one book, but one grift

08.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His arms don’t sound like this on his podcast.

06.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

If you need a good example of β€œsampling on the dependent variable” for your stats class, look no further.

06.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always thought I’m not smart enough to write a best-selling book, but after a couple years listening to @ifbookspod.bsky.social I realized the truth is that I’m not dumb enough

06.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

clip of me talking at length about watches being played at my neurodivergence trial

05.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1314    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 4
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The Millionaire Next Door Podcast Episode Β· If Books Could Kill Β· 02/05/2026 Β· 1h 11m

Episode 49: The Millionaire Next Door

In 1996, two marketing professors revealed the characteristics of America's new elite class: They buy the right kind of watch, marry the right kind of wife and were born the right kind of white.

05.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 29

LOVE how many people are getting introduced to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social for the first time via this @volts.wtf episode.

Next: a small army of energy nerds get radicalised (complimentary) by Maintenance Phase & @ifbookspod.bsky.social. Maybe even make the jump to @fivefourpod.bsky.social...

31.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

OMG David, this is so relevant to my interests. I regularly listen to both Volts.wtf and @ifbookspod.bsky.social . Downloaded.

30.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Olivia Nuzzi's "American Canto" | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

This month's bonus episode is about Olivia Nuzzi: her rise to the top of political media, her FaceTime sex with RFK Jr., and her awful new book.

29.01.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 26

This was simultaneously hilarious and damning examination of the shoddiness of Isaacson’s work. It’s something we came across multiple times in reporting our own book and factchecking it against his.

17.01.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Worst Takes of 2025 | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

From "Democrats should abandon trans rights" to "I want to have sex with a computer." Wake up, honey, it's the worst takes of the year.

29.12.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 579    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 14

Requested a correction from @princetonupress.bsky.social. Let's see what happens.

27.12.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1746    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 11
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The 20 Best Podcasts of 2025 This year’s selection balances humor with existential dread, snark with sincerity, and intellectual rigorβ€”all while hangin' out, of course.

Furiously updating our LinkedIn profiles

22.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

it will but the teaser will be 96% of it

20.12.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(the actual worst take of the year was Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way but we already recorded a whole episode about that)

19.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 404    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My favorite actress is not human

My favorite actress is not human

the left's new moralism will backfire

the left's new moralism will backfire

Just recorded our annual Worst Takes of the Year episode!

19.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 818    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10
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Elon Musk Part 2 Podcast Episode Β· If Books Could Kill Β· 12/18/2025 Β· 1h 31m

Episode 48: Elon Musk, Part 2

Over the course of several years, the richest man in the world lost his mind. His biographer didn’t seem to notice.

18.12.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 18

Part 2 tomorrow

18.12.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

we’re about to record our worst takes of the year episode. if you have a nominee for the absolute worst pundit take of the year, let us know!

17.12.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 3
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Elon Musk Podcast Episode Β· If Books Could Kill Β· 12/09/2025 Β· 1h 28m

Episode 47: Elon Musk

Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?

09.12.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 41
Elon Musk By Walter Isaacson

Elon Musk By Walter Isaacson

Tomorrow!

08.12.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1265    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 33
What Sadie Sink Loved This Year in Culture

What Sadie Sink Loved This Year in Culture

How about podcasts or video games?
If Books Could Kill. The two hosts have really good banter and conversation. They review famous airport books, these bestseller airport books, often a memoir or self-help books. I don’t know if there’s much fiction work that’s on there. They break them down, debunk them, or roast them in a way. A lot of it is like, Do they need a book?

A Bit Fruity. Matt Bernstein is the host. He is really intelligent. There’s political episodes, there’s pop-culture episodes. I’ve learned a lot listening to it. It’s a great way for me to keep up with what’s going on in the world but in a way that’s a little bit broader than something like The Daily, which I always love and listen to. Matt is in his 20s, and he makes it a very educational listen while also not feeling like you’re being lectured in any way. It’s a good blend.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I’m playing now and loving it.

How about podcasts or video games? If Books Could Kill. The two hosts have really good banter and conversation. They review famous airport books, these bestseller airport books, often a memoir or self-help books. I don’t know if there’s much fiction work that’s on there. They break them down, debunk them, or roast them in a way. A lot of it is like, Do they need a book? A Bit Fruity. Matt Bernstein is the host. He is really intelligent. There’s political episodes, there’s pop-culture episodes. I’ve learned a lot listening to it. It’s a great way for me to keep up with what’s going on in the world but in a way that’s a little bit broader than something like The Daily, which I always love and listen to. Matt is in his 20s, and he makes it a very educational listen while also not feeling like you’re being lectured in any way. It’s a good blend. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I’m playing now and loving it.

Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
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01.12.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1841    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 13

we're running a chunky Black Friday sale on merch, with markdowns on everything from our classic Village Homosexual merch to the new "bitch like a man" design.

28.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

We did!

21.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was so worried about where this would go until Michael went "if you're an archaeologist, you're screaming right now". I was!!

20.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0