If Books Could Kill

If Books Could Kill

@ifbookspod.bsky.social

A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com

35,089 Followers 2 Following 112 Posts Joined Oct 2023
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the time is here: send us the worst Iran takes

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the time is here: send us the worst Iran takes

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B******t Jobs Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · March 5 · 1h

Episode 50: Bullshit Jobs

An anthropologist proffers a theory about fake jobs, and two professional podcasters weigh in.

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1 week ago

hello Chris it’s me Peter. same issue. i am relegated to humiliation on the podcast accounts.

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We did this

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Bari to CBS: ok, fine we'll cut him loose, but only if we can wait for @notalawyer.bsky.social to say on @ifbookspod.bsky.social that we aren't.

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The "Epstein Is A Moral Panic" Moral Panic | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

This month's bonus episode is about how "technically it's ephebophilia" went mainstream

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3 weeks ago

that book is so bad that @ifbookspod.bsky.social made 2 episodes about it

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@ifbookspod.bsky.social was right - not just one book, but one grift

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His arms don’t sound like this on his podcast.

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If you need a good example of “sampling on the dependent variable” for your stats class, look no further.

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I’ve always thought I’m not smart enough to write a best-selling book, but after a couple years listening to @ifbookspod.bsky.social I realized the truth is that I’m not dumb enough

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clip of me talking at length about watches being played at my neurodivergence trial

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The Millionaire Next Door Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 02/05/2026 · 1h 11m

Episode 49: The Millionaire Next Door

In 1996, two marketing professors revealed the characteristics of America's new elite class: They buy the right kind of watch, marry the right kind of wife and were born the right kind of white.

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1 month ago

LOVE how many people are getting introduced to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social for the first time via this @volts.wtf episode.

Next: a small army of energy nerds get radicalised (complimentary) by Maintenance Phase & @ifbookspod.bsky.social. Maybe even make the jump to @fivefourpod.bsky.social...

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OMG David, this is so relevant to my interests. I regularly listen to both Volts.wtf and @ifbookspod.bsky.social . Downloaded.

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Olivia Nuzzi's "American Canto" | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

This month's bonus episode is about Olivia Nuzzi: her rise to the top of political media, her FaceTime sex with RFK Jr., and her awful new book.

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This was simultaneously hilarious and damning examination of the shoddiness of Isaacson’s work. It’s something we came across multiple times in reporting our own book and factchecking it against his.

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The Worst Takes of 2025 | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

From "Democrats should abandon trans rights" to "I want to have sex with a computer." Wake up, honey, it's the worst takes of the year.

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2 months ago

Requested a correction from @princetonupress.bsky.social. Let's see what happens.

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The 20 Best Podcasts of 2025 This year’s selection balances humor with existential dread, snark with sincerity, and intellectual rigor—all while hangin' out, of course.

Furiously updating our LinkedIn profiles

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2 months ago

it will but the teaser will be 96% of it

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(the actual worst take of the year was Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way but we already recorded a whole episode about that)

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My favorite actress is not human the left's new moralism will backfire

Just recorded our annual Worst Takes of the Year episode!

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Elon Musk Part 2 Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 12/18/2025 · 1h 31m

Episode 48: Elon Musk, Part 2

Over the course of several years, the richest man in the world lost his mind. His biographer didn’t seem to notice.

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2 months ago

Part 2 tomorrow

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2 months ago

we’re about to record our worst takes of the year episode. if you have a nominee for the absolute worst pundit take of the year, let us know!

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Elon Musk Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 12/09/2025 · 1h 28m

Episode 47: Elon Musk

Walter Isaacson’s definitive biography poses the question: is it ok to be a pathetic, cruel, lying reactionary if it kind of helps you build cars?

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Elon Musk By Walter Isaacson

Tomorrow!

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