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Yes, I'm that Neil Waytowich. Representing only myself with no affiliations. I curse often and trigger conservatives. Neil Before Zod from Twitter. I help idiots become self-aware.

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HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO INVADE VENEZUELA IF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR SNAP???

31.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5463    ๐Ÿ” 1126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 295    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
Ronald Reagan wearing a Blue Jays jersey

Ronald Reagan wearing a Blue Jays jersey

Hey Blue Jays, win one for the Gipper.

31.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andrew Scheer is just motoring through a whole litany of lies.
And no, the Harper government did not work with the opposition during the minority years. They dared the opposition to bring them down time and again (and prorogued when they were getting close to doing so). #PnPCBC

30.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Prince Andrew used Epsteinโ€™s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

If Bill Clinton used Epsteinโ€™s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

If Donald Trump used Epsteinโ€™s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.

That wasnโ€™t so difficult, was it?

30.10.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5023    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

I have no issues with the change to โ€œthat only us commandโ€ it was his butchering of the French language that upset me. He grew up in Montreal. He should know better. It was an embarrassment to all Canadians.

30.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rufus Wainwright should learn the words to the fucking Canadian national anthem before he sings it to an international audience. That was fucking embarrassing. Thatโ€™s Carl Lewis level bad. Heโ€™s a Canadian FFS.

30.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The end of the Trump administration is going to appear more like the final days in Hitlerโ€™s bunker than the West Wing.

30.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I think should be in the budget:

A salary and expense freeze and possibly even a pay cut on the base $209100/yr salary for all 343 MPs in the HoC.

Then we will see who cares about themselves or the country.
#cdnpoli @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social

30.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I have recently developed the fear that Donald Trump would rather see the world end in a nuclear holocaust, then relinquish control of the White House.

30.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"A nuclear war cannot be won and must never be fought"

- Ronald Reagan

30.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9952    ๐Ÿ” 3087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 380

Albertaโ€™s provincial government will never cease being a national embarrassment.

30.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Canada is going to have the fastest Halloween ever.

30.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enough said.

30.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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UCP hasn't been listening to teachers; they're unlikely to start now The UCP pulled out their "get out of the Charter-free card" in "the freest place in Canada."

"Much fanfare was made of Albertaโ€™s Bill of 'rights' back in October 2024, with the Premier claiming that 'Alberta should be the freest place in Canada, and (the UCP is) committed to making that a reality.'

'Committed' is such a vague word, really."
#ableg #abpoli

29.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Itโ€™s Whereโ€™s Waldo

Itโ€™s Whereโ€™s Waldo

So, thatโ€™s where he is. #WorldSeries

30.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had bowel movements that I have cared about more than the Dodgers.

30.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Facebook is now running ads for cocaine. Let that sink in.

29.10.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty sure it was the Brinks truck full of money at the Dodgers packed up at their door, that convinced them to join the team. Spare me to talk about culture. Itโ€™s all about the money for the Dodgers.

29.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F**k the Dodgers. I hope the Jays dust these clowns.

29.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. Letโ€™s dust these clowns.

29.10.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During a speech about protecting voting rights (and sharing that his own First Nation father was sometimes denied the right) by the Premier, the MLA for Red River North, Jeff Wharton, openly mocked Wab, saying โ€œwah wahโ€.

We should all stand up to this blatant racism. Jeff.wharton@leg.gov.mb.ca

29.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dodgers built an All-Star team. They are full of great individuals. The Blue Jays win and lose collectively. Thatโ€™s the difference, win or lose - the Jays do it as a team. 90% of the focus on the Dodgers and camera time is one player. Letโ€™s f**king go, Jays.

29.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Neil Waytowich's Mo Space Neil's Motivation: I lost my father nine years ago. Cancer took him far too soon. Last year, we lost my father-in-law far too soon from pulmonary fibrosis. To honour them, I grow a mustache to honour ...

I lost my father nine years ago. Cancer took him far too soon. Four years ago, we lost my father-in-law far too soon from pulmonary fibrosis. To honour them, I grow a mustache to honour all of the Dads that could rock the stache who are no longer with us.

movember.com/m/thatsmrnei...

29.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am loathe to discuss my personal life but I just cannot help but share that I am now officially a grandfather. I am filled with such absolute joy.

29.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 478    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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We are in the golden age of stupid.

28.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A picture of a rich white man urinating on a poor person satirizing trickle down economics.

A picture of a rich white man urinating on a poor person satirizing trickle down economics.

Here is Pierre Poilievreโ€™s economic strategy in one picture.

28.10.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

QUEER LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND UNSTOPPABLE! GAY AND TRANS FOLKS DESERVE FULL RIGHTS, SAFETY, AND CELEBRATION EVERY DAY. STAND UP, SPEAK OUT, AND SHOW YOUR PRIDE! ๐ŸŒˆโœŠ

28.10.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty much everything that comes out of the mouths of conservative parliamentarians is pure bullshit and I wish that Canadian mainstream media would start calling it out, or at the very least fact checking them.

27.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another SUPER FUN morning on Ticketmaster as I get this error message FOUR TIMES IN A ROW trying to get seats to the Blue Jaysโ€™ โ€œstare at the jumbo screen in the SkyDomeโ€ thing. Within minutes, only 500 level seats come up.
I will pay good money to whomever will BURN TICKETMASTER TO THE GROUND ๐Ÿ”ฅ

27.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gallego: "How can I negotiate? The president is in Asia for 5 days. Johnson is basically keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with right now?"

27.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10890    ๐Ÿ” 3281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 280    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

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