Callie

i might be the happiest i’ve ever been, dubai stock market is plummeting right now

If nothing else, the Shamwow guy gave us one of the all-time craziest campaign ads of all time. Goodnight, sweet prince

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Dawg lmao

Shot of the stands at an LMU - UCSB baseball game, the netting is in view with a pelican hanging upside down, one webbed foot stuck in the netting

AM I BEING DETAINED

I know it’s been a tough season but I love this kid so much and am so happy for him and the game he ha(a)d 😉😏🥰

Trump just heard the idea of "Escort Service" and jumped at it.

Religious freedom is a founding principle of this nation, and the First Amendment expressly prohibits the establishment of a state religion.

Any military officer who claims otherwise should be removed from the chain of command.

if you were worried this might not be the sports app after the Olympics, fear or not – a new keystone species was just spotted (guy with Duke and Lakers in bio)

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Pikachu holding a gun with the caption underneath "We can't expect God to do all the work."

SADDLE UP

LOCK AND LOAD

Do you ever feel like this

incredible, he did the joke

Preach my friend

I must’ve been absent on “strippers in school” day.

Shame. Would’ve been way more fun than square dancing

Can I blame Kirk Cameron for this??

I’ve reached the “watch every Alysa Liu appearance on the post Olympics interview circuit and just smile/cry uncontrollably to forget everything else going on” portion of 2026

Classic BP messaround

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

A child inside of a claw machine smiling

The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme

why his face look like that tho

Absolutely cooked society, broiler on high

YouTube video by Retro CCN Crossfire from Milton Bradley commercial (1991)

in many ways this was the most deceptive commercial of my youth www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hn6...

You could’ve done a trip away from Brayden, Braylyn, and Braxton in Nashville like all your friends, but noooooo

I had a client who lived in a termite mound for a month to escape the Nigerian military but I'm sure this is hard too

This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.

oh great

Don’t forget the diapers

Fellas you gotta dress like Rihanna and get your own rain machine for the musical number, it works